It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize.
Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s David Lee Roth photo: Anonymous.
“Apparently, Richard Simmons franchised “Sweatin’ to Van Halen” to David Lee Roth.”
First runner-up: Monkeysuit
“Right Here! That’s where Kirk Cameron can put it!”
Second runner-up: conn
“I know I tucked it somewhere back there …”
Congrats to Anonymous! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
Kim hopes to be mistaken for Lindsay.. so she can get the attention she deserves.
Man do my boobs rock!!
Kim’s apparently the only one surprised that the drapes don’t match the carpet.
I have walked past this guy 3 times now. If my skirt blowing up doesn’t work I’m sending my mom after him.
Oh that’s where I left my sense of shame.
“oh excuse me while i *accidentally* walk over this air vent in front of photographers. oh no! they got that on camera? i’m so embarrassed!” –
Well, it’s official. Kim K’s clothes are conditioned to immediately come off anytime an African American man with a camera is in the vicinity.
Kim does her best Taylor swift impression although it’s obvious trying to be conservative doesn’t come naturally to her.
Shit! Everyone will see where i’ve been keeping Kris’ balls!!
Oops, my CD just skipped . . . and everyone just heard you let one rip.
Good morning, pooter, you’re looking dapper today!
Whoaaaaaa! My skirt almost went down!! I’ve got to be more careful!!!
I knew i had a little gas this morning but this is just ridiculous!
Maybe i shouldn’t have drank that milk this morning…
Lilo doesn’t know it but i am trying out for the Marilyn Monroe part. I am a better Blonde.
huh it worked when Marilyn Monroe did it.
Oh Shit! My wedding gifts!!
I’m a designer, producer, business-woman, take me seriously…
Well great it’s cum to this I have to pay a guy $20 to text my vibrating phone while it’s stuck inside my panties. I gotta make another sex tape and get mum to “hack my phone” again.
Wow! I shouldn’t have agreed to to pay up my bet to crossdress on such a windy day!!!
Kim has to be the only girl in the world, who couldn’t look more slutty under a platinum blond wig.
Hard to hold it under dress, my monkey wants to go back to black
does my pussy look big in this
Kim puts on the blonde wig so she can “air out the fish market” without being recognized !!
Lynyrd Skynyrd said it best .. Ew Ew That Smell Can’t You Smell that Smell !!!
Bedazzle that you flying monkey