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Oh my. I’m not going to even waste your time talking about how ridiculous Lindsay’s face is, because you can see it plain as day for yourself. Check out the highlights to the first half of the Matt Lauer interview:
At :35, Lindsay‘s shown some old footage of herself at another interview from back in ’06. She looks mega uncomfortable, and wouldn’t you be? Look at her now.
At 2:45, Lindsay blames the the people she surrounded herself with for her downfall, saying that she was ignorant to the fact that she should be focusing on herself instead of being “there” for her friends.
At 3:32, she talks about trusting those that she works with. WHO!? Who are these people that she speaks of? Where is she working?
And here’s part two, which is just as good bad good as part one! Here’re a few of the more choice moments of the second half of the interview.
At :54, Lindsay says that it’s OK to do SNL and mock herself, because she cleared it with her attorney. Why did she clear it with her attorney? Well, because she didn’t want to do anything disrespectful with regard to the court system, duh! Ahem …:
Anyway, let’s proceed.
At 1:44, Lindsay talks about how “wonderful” the people at the morgue have been to her – you know, when she’s actually there. Thing is, we’ve heard contrary reports in the past that everybody hates Lindsay. I guess delusion runs deep as a well, here, guys.
At 3:25, Matt asks Lindsay if she thinks it’ll be another six years before she has a “real” interview, and she laughs, kind of cuts him off and says something like, “I hope not; I have films to promote.” Oh dear God. Will the nonsense never end?
At 3:35, Lindsay talks about winning an Oscar in five years. LOL!
At 4:12, Matt naturally asks about the upcoming Liz Taylor biopic. When asked if it’s still a thing, Lindsay purses her fat little lips and says (with a slight lisp; girlfriend’s still getting used to those fake teeth, I think) “Yesssh.”
Aren’t you guys just so impressed! BE IMPRESSED. She really, really wants you to be impressed. OK? Can you do a girl a favor?
Mud fence.
She’s just raring to go now that the JUDGE said you’re doing well and I am so proud of you.. we must believe a judge huh? YEAH.. I am changed, mature and clean now.. that’s the ticket.