On your marks – get set! – go! Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Love Hewitt are head to head in competition for saddest reality famewhore of … um, I don’t know. Just this post, I suppose. I know you guys are probably thinking, “Blasphemy! Sacrilege!” because I’m sort of slamming one of my favorite ladies (Jennifer Love Hewitt, of course), but really, I’m not. I’m merely being realistic.
Come on. These two ladies both look like they’ve been up all night – both for different reasons, naturally; I’m willing to bet that Kim was up all night airbrushing her face so that it appears she’s wearing no makeup despite the fact that she’s actually got about seventeen layers of it, and that, my friends, is an art in its own right. JLH was probably up all night studying her script for The Client List and all six lines per show that she’s going to contractually receive. She’s probably also been writing love sonnets for her old flame, Jamie Kennedy, non-stop since she heard that he’s considered re-tapping that ass.
The moral of the story? Hard work is hard work, but what really defines you as a C-list celebrity is exactly what you work hard at doing.
Who’d you rather – Kim or Jennifer? Here’s the individual photos to help you decide.
And, of course, Jennifer Love:
Call it!
My sixty year old mother with a few tuffs of red left in the grey.. trust..
JLH looks like Kristen Stewart from the end of Breaking Dawn in that pic. (I also must add that I only watch the Twilight movies because they all have Rifftrax… and if you’ve never seen a Rifftrax movie, I highly recommend it. The dudes from MST3K making fun of popular movies. Woooo.)
Is Kim really trying to pretend she’s wearing no make up on this pic? She so IS. I’d deffo go with JLH!! Sure she looks pretty beat on this photo put she’s cute and natural not like Kim’s botoxed face.
BWAHAHAHA “no make-up” BWAHAHAHAHA first it’s “i want my next wedding private” and now it’s “no make-up” ahahahahahahaha-aaaaah that Kim Kardashian is HILARIOUS
This isn’t a fair comparison since JLH is obviously caught by photogs whilst KK uploaded this photo of herself. Besides which, KK gets -25 for being a K.
omg Kim is sooo pretty, i love her <3
Jennifer just ugly like usually – fat talentless ass
OK, so you’re saying Kim is the talented one here? If it weren’t for people like you, KK would be behind the counter at Dairy Queen where she belongs.
Spoken like a true KK fan…
“OMG like Kim is soooo kool! I wish i wuz a vapid whor 2!! I also wanna be famous for having a sex tape and sharin my boring life wif da world and pretendin that i’m not wearin makeup when i actualy refuse to exist without my false eyelashs on lol!!!1”
What an asshole. You wish Kim had 0,00001% of JLove’s beauty or talent.
This is fake and racist!
Jennifer Love Hewitt! I am such a stan for Jennifer, but comparing both of them I really think JLove looks better! Besides give her a discount she has been working hard on ‘The Client List’!
you need to get yourself some pussy..and FAST!!!!
You’re so gay dude
Id bang the unrelenting hell out of both of them, if thats what youre asking
Both has a fat ass but Kim has a nice shapley ass there is a dfference.
Jennifer is ugly and she’s a dull person unlike Kim there is a difference.
agree!!! :D
looooooooooooool
Hewitt is a Chunky monkey needs to go on a diet again.
Okay who is really going to believe that KK had on no make up when she took the picture of herself to begin with. I have seen a picture of this girl with no make up, and she is fugly. Looks like a man. JLH is definitely prettier.
JLH all the way
she’s not a fake, and is like 6x as talented as kim kartrashian is.