Both her rep and her stylist say ‘no’, but if you see the photo yourself (after the jump, and it’s … I don’t know. I don’t personally think it’s NSFW, but then again, I work from home and pretty much anything goes here, you know?) you might say otherwise:
Jennifer Lopez did not have a wardrobe malfunction, despite buzz she showed a little too much skin while presenting at Sunday night’s 84th annual Academy Awards.
Her stylist, Mariel Haenn, tells PEOPLE that Lopez’s custom Zuhair Murad gown featured special built-in cups that prevented any “slips” when she took the stage at the Hollywood and Highland Center with Cameron Diaz to honor the best in costume design and makeup.
“The dress fit perfectly to every inch,” she tells PEOPLE in a statement. “While the dress did give the illusion of sheer-ness, joke’s on everyone who wishes they saw something!”
“If you thought that was hot,” Haenn added, “wait until you see what’s next.”
Oh, OK. That’s all good then, and plus, it makes sense. I’m going to go on the assumption that we’re going to use a semi-areola slip to market American Idol, since that’s really the only thing girlfriend’s got going on these days (aside from that young man as her hot piece of ass, if you’re counting!). I know the show’s producers were pretty desperate, but come on. This? This is a pittance, seriously. I’ve seen better ‘nipslips’ on nuns, and that’s not saying a whole lot. I think. Or really saying anything at all. Hm.
Regardless, check out the photo after the jump, and be sure to vote on whether or not J. Lo’s “slip” was legit.
Call it:
I don’t know, I didn’t pay attention to her chest when she was presenting with Cameron Diaz. I was just thinking about how wide her hips were and how fat her ass still is.
Truly a fecund valley.
I stared at JLo’s boob during the entire presentation, trying to decide is that—? I decided it was a deceptive shadow only, but almost, but for the grace of double-stick tape.
…you can take the chick out of the ghetto, but you can’t take the ghetto out of the chick. Never in her life has this fool shown one shred of taste. She would be great in Vegas, though.