It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s David Hasselhoff photo: Anonymous
“David Hasselhoff: Sweatin’ to the Oldies”
First runner-up: Malibou
“Oh. Oh. Sorry. I ummmm, I was, ummmm, well, I just wanted to see what it is like on the inside of Pamela Anderson’s swimsuit.”
Second runner-up: Dillon
“David Hasselhoff is motion capturing for his new fighting game: Super Hyper Hasselhoffchan Fighter X2: Dimensions. His special move? Hasselhoff roundhouse fury followed by him picking up the Berlin wall and smashing it down upon his opponent to the tune of Looking For Freedom.”
Congrats to Anonymous! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
Karl can’t do this or his bones will break. Ha ha!
Come on over tonight, Big Boy. I’m need it.
“Proof that the world will end in 2012 – Kristin Stewart shows an emotion other than boredom”
Best Comment Ever!!! haha
i dont know from where the heck does people got that K-stew got no emotions… that pic is sooo FUNNY!
As Kristen’s adoring fans come asking for an autograph, crazy eyes Kristen is overheard saying to them “Come on you bitches.. you want some of this? Want a piece of me? Come on!!
She boogied in the kitchen. She boogied in the hall. She boogied on her finger and wiped it on the wall.
Who wants to smell R-Pat?
Kristen’s reaction when told she was needed for Breaking Dawn Reshoots! “FUCK THAT!”
Hey hair stylist here’s what I think of your work. Put this on your resume you’re so fired bitch.
“Sit and spin, bitches.”
( I rarely know who these people are in these photos. It makes it more difficult to compete)
If you hover over the photo with your pointer, the celebrity’s name will appear. :)
Oh thanks.. now I have NO excuse!
That’s Kristen saying, “ya…. oh YEAH??? I’ll show you, mutha##@$$%!”
Whenever I encounter rude people in traffic or wherever, I wish I could flash them with this photo. It’s perfect.
Hail to the Chief!
“OW! There goes my bottom lip…”
Look out! She’s pulling an MIA!
Bella Swan dares you to try and take her virginity before the last twilight movie comes out!!!