Video is pretty NSFW for language – so don’t say I didn’t warn you!
Here’s the transcript from the video, in case some of you couldn’t (or wouldn’t) watch the clip, based on what it actually is:
[Dolphin screams “Bitch!”]
Advice for Kris Humphries and her, uh, Kim Kardashian: the first advice is, you dumb ass n-gga, you shouldn’t have tried to wife the bitch, man. She’s not that type of a ho. She gets around, man, you see when Reggie [Bush] took the bitch to Africa, she was looking at the Africans ’cause they had bigger dicks than him. He didn’t know how to act afterwards, they sent his ass to Miami. Ray-J the only n-gga that bounced back from the bitch, man. She’s cold-blooded. I’m pretty sure she have a book in a month, talking about all the n-ggas she got and how she played ’em. My advice is, look. You can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she was born to do. HO. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
[Dolphin screams “Bitch!” again]
That should pretty much sum up what Snoop Dogg here thinks of Kim Kardashian. Or rather, what the entire world probably thinks of her. The funny thing, however, is that, given the chance, Snoop would still probably hit it. With another brother’s dick, all triple-wrapped and stuff, but he’d still be all about it, more than likely. If you take all of the nasty away from Kim Kardashian and her conniving ways and her beat-up kitty cat, she’s still a pretty alluring chick, but then again, if you take all that stuff away, then she wouldn’t be Kim Kardashian – she’d be, like, Princess f-cking Jasmine or something, you know?
“she’d be, like, Princess f-cking Jasmine or something”.
Not even Aladdin would touch that bitch with a ten-foot pole (unless we’re talking about street rat, pre-prince Aladdin).
Completely agree with Snoop. But the dolphin scared me. Both times.
I am the LAST person to defend Kim K., buuut I do find this funny BECAUSE, isn’t Snoop FRIENDS with Paris Hilton? Are they much different? Hmmm. Hypocrite?
that’s a beluga whale.
LOL! Thanks.
Love Snoop
Parasite said she and snoop are doing a song together.. so Snoop let go the poop for that pile of what evers? Doesn’t matter it is the truth for any man trusting these women.. concerning both Paris and Kim, whom have cold-hearted. mercenary and psychopathic personalities..