Ew, Ew, Ew: Gerard Butler Hooked Up With Eddie Cibrian’s Ex, Brandi Glanville

From OK! Magazine:

“I have three questions,” host Andy Cohen explained on his show,” Watch What Happens Live. “You may ‘Plead the Fifth’ on just one question.”

1.) “If you could have ten minutes alone in a room with LeAnn Rimes and suffer no repercussions, what would you do or say to her?”

“Plead the Fifth,” Brandi said.

2.) “When was the last time you watched porn?”

“I don’t watch porn,” she said. “A year ago. Maybe. Randomly.”

3.) “Who is the most famous person, besides Eddie Cibrian, that you have hooked up with?”

“I can’t Plead the Fifth,” Brandi said with a laugh. “Uh, Gerard Butler.”

Andy couldn’t control his excitment and had to keep asking Brandi more questions about her Hollywood hook up.

“Was that more than once? Was it a relationship?”

“No, no, no. It wasn’t a one nighter, it was like a little week of fun.”

Brandi explained the hook-up happened in the last year over the summer. So, on a scale from 1 to 10 how fun was it?

“Eleven,” Brandi said with a big smile.

Oh dear God. I kind of figured Gerard Butler would hit it with practically anyone, but I didn’t think he’d stoop as low as to hook up with one of the Real Housewives, especially the one that got dumped for LeAnn Rimes.

Sorry to say, even compared to LeAnn Rimes, Brandi Glanville is way budget. Way, way budget. I’d give Butler a lot more credit for pulling an Ashton Kutcher, hooking up with total randoms off the street that they probably met during a drunken Mardi Gras one year. I’ve been there, it totally happens. So go for it, Gerard. Mardi Gras starts in a couple of weeks. Go find yourself a nice little co-ed to slam, because for the love of God. If you sleep with Brandi Glanville again, no one in Hollywood is going to want your wang. OK, boy? Are we clear on this one?