“My boobs are real, they will sag to the floor. I just feel weird about my boobs. … But I don’t know. I don’t know if that’s the right direction you want to go in.”
– Jersey Shore‘s Sammi Sweetheart responds to the timeless question “would you ever show them boobies in a nudey mag?”
You know, Sammi said that she wasn’t sure if she would ever do something like pose for Playboy, but I think she would in a heartbeat. For one thing, I think that whenever somebody gets all jokey and wishy washy when asked a question, then they’re lying. For another, it seems like Sammi is just flat out fishing for compliments about her weird, real, saggy boobs, and if she got the right amount of sweet-talking, she’d show anything. And for another thing, I kind of just want it to happen.
I know! I feel really gross for thinking this, but I think Sammi is a really attractive lady, and if given the chance to see her in Playboy, I would definitely look. And it’s not because I’m a perv! Ok, it’s not just because I’m a perv, it’s also because she’s always so awkward and uncomfortable in any situation that isn’t getting into a domestic dispute with her boyfriend on camera, and I’d be interested to see how that pans out in photographs.
Does anybody understand where I’m coming from on this one? Please? I’m welcoming you to creep here, so I’d grab this opportunity if I were you: would you want to see Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola do a spread for Playboy? What about J Woww? No, I know, Snooki! You want to see Snooki strut her stuff in the buff!
Which one will it be, folks? And don’t say Deena because then I’ll know you’re just fibbing.