It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Nicole Richie photo: PaulaMichelle
“Your dad DOESN’T own a hotel enterprise, and camera crews WON’T be following us everywhere we go? I’ll have to pass on the cheap photo op until that changes.”
First runner-up: Jenna M
“Gosh, it will only take me a minute to regurgitate my last meal. You always get cranky when you’re hungry, Nicole … Mama bird is here.”
Second runner-up: Katie
“The Paris Hilton days were so 7 years ago. Don’t you know I’m sophisticated now?”
Congrats to PaulaMichelle! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
“You know, girls do belong in the kitchen. I tell [Selena] every day that one of these days I’m going to throw her out if she doesn’t make me a sandwich and she kind of laughs it off, I guess. She doesn’t realize I’m serious. Women definitely should stay in their own lanes, it was the way I was brought up.”
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Justin Bieber to People magazine
This is the only quote about Justin Bieber I will ever need.
It was so nice of Usher to have them make a custom shakeweight for me.
“With a smile on his face, Justin gleefully points to the place the bad-man made him kiss….”
Yeah little robot guy, you like when I use this grip don’t you? Mmmm….you tell me when you’re about to.
Looks like GI Joe isn’t the only one with a Kung fu grip.
This is a demonstration of the latest addition to the coursework at Lindsey Lohan School for child stars. (In the background you would hear “No, Justin reverse your grip. That way you can get into a better position to lift his wallet when he cums.”)
The Usher comment gets my vote! Skeeetttchh
Lets just place that right back there
Oh yeah, yeah that’s right! I think I got it now! Selena? Selena where are you??
“Remember the first step is admitting you have a problem” , Sex Addicts Anonymous.
“Remember the first step is admitting you have a problem”, Sex Addicts Anonymous.
I know Selena will be glad I took these How to be a man classes.
See I was just going like this and all of a sudden this stuff came flying out the end.
Be careful you don’t put your eye out….why do you think the little guy has his saftey googles on.
“Come on Selena let me show you what Usher tought my the other day.”
Justin demonstrates exactly how he got his record deal.
I’m not sure what this is but it is AWWWESOME!!!!!!
Not exactly sure what this is but i’m going to touch it and smile anyways!!!
Report: So what do you think about the toy Justin.
Justin: (daydreaming) Baby Baby Baby ohhhhh!!!! Like Baby Baby Ba…. Wait what????
I don’t know why but i reallllly love yanking on this thing!!!