Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Everything coming to TV and Streaming in September 2022

September is going to be a megathon of good TV.  Seriously.  “House of Hammer” on Sept 2nd is all about Armie Hammer and his family and how depraved the hella-wealthy can be.  Then Amazon answers HBO’s GOT with their own series, Lord of the Rings.

Rick and Morty are back, finally, and Bravo has yet another show about vapid over primped women called “Real Girlfriends of Paris” and we can’t wait.

 

Thursday, September 1

It Couldn’t Happen Here Season 2 – AMC+ – 3:01 a.m.
OFF THE HOOK – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Comedy)
PANTHEON – AMC+ – 3:01 a.m. (Sci-Fi Animation)
Samurai Rabbit: The Usagi Chronicles Season 2 – Netflix – 3:01 a.m.
The Secrets She Keeps Season 2 – Sundance Now – 3:01 a.m.
Thursday Night College Football Season 25 – ESPN – 7 p.m.
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RINGS OF POWER – Amazon – 9:01 p.m. (Fantasy Drama)
It Couldn’t Happen Here Season 2 – Sundance – 10 p.m.
RACE FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP – USA – 10 p.m. (Docuseries)

 

Friday, September 2

LIFE BY ELLA – Apple TV+ – 12:01 a.m. (Comedy)
BUY MY HOUSE – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Reality)
DATED AND RELATED – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Docuseries)
DEVIL IN OHIO – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Docuseries)
Fabulous Lives of Bollywood Wives Season 2 – Netflix – 3:01 a.m.
FAKES – Netflix – 3:01 a.m.
HOUSE OF HAMMER – Discovery+ – 3:01 a.m. (Reality)
YOU’RE NOTHING SPECIAL – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Drama)

Saturday, September 3

LITTLE WOMEN – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Drama)
Saturday Night College Football Season 17 – ABC – 7:30 p.m.
FIRST HOME FIX – HGTV – 10 p.m. (Reality)

Sunday, September 4

Rick and Morty Season 6 – Adult Swim – 11 p.m.

Monday, September 5

RECIPES FOR LOVE AND MURDER – Acorn TV – 3:01 a.m.
REAL GIRLFRIENDS OF PARIS – Bravo – 9:15 p.m. (Reality)
EDGE OF THE UNKNOWN WITH JIMMY CHIN – NGC – 9:30 p.m. (Docuseries)
American Dad Season 17 – TBS – 10 p.m.

Tuesday, September 6

BEE AND PUPPYCAT – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Children’s Animation)
Queen Sugar Season 7 – OWN – 8 p.m.
TEEN MOM: THE NEXT CHAPTER – MTV – 8 p.m. (Reality)
GOOD BONES: RISKY BUSINESS – HGTV – 9 p.m. (Reality)
EDGE OF THE UNKNOWN WITH JIMMY CHIN (Time Slot Premiere) – NGC – 9:30 p.m. (Docuseries)

Wednesday, September 7

TELL ME LIES – Hulu – 12:01 a.m. (Drama)
101 SCARIEST HORROR MOVIE MOMENTS OF ALL TIME – Shudder – 3:01 a.m. (Docuseries)
INDIAN PREDATOR: THE DIARY OF A SERIAL KILLER – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Docuseries)
Ink Master Season 14 – Paramount+ – 3:01 a.m.
TALES FROM THE EXPLORERS CLUB – Discovery – 8 p.m. (Docuseries)
Jay Leno’s Garage Season 7 – CNBC 10 p.m.

Thursday, September 8

WEDDING SEASON – Hulu – 12:01 a.m. (Drama)
CARS ON THE ROAD – Disney+ – 3:01 a.m. (Children’s Animation)
EMERIL TAILGATES – Roku – 3:01 a.m. (Cooking)
ENTRAPPED – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Drama)
EPIC ADVENTURES WITH BERTIE GREGORY – Disney+ – 3:01 a.m. (Docuserie)
GROWING UP – Disney+ – 3:01 a.m. (Docuseries)
The Good Fight Season 6 – Paramount+ – 3:01 a.m.
LAST LIGHT – Peacock – 3:01 a.m. (Drama)
Football Night in America Season 17 – NBC – 7 p.m.
Sunday Night Football (Special Time) – NBC – 8:20 p.m.
RENOVATION IMPOSSIBLE – HGTV – 9 p.m. (Reality)

 

Friday, September 9

Central Park Season 3 – Apple TV+ – 12:01 a.m.
GUTSY – Apple TV+ – 12:01 a.m. (Docuseries)
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RINGS OF POWER  (Time Slot Premiere) – Amazon – 12:01 a.m. (Fantasy Drama)
Cobra Kai Season 5 – Netflix – 3:01 a.m.
NARCO-SAINTS – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Drama)
THE TINY CHEF SHOW – Nick – 11:30 a.m. (Cooking)

Saturday, September 10

NFL: ICONS Season 2 – Epix – 3:01 a.m.

Sunday, September 11

High Stakes Poker Season 3 (Fall Premiere) – Vice – 12 a.m.
MONARCH – Fox – 8 p.m. (Drama)
THE SERPENT QUEEN – Starz – 8 p.m. (Drama)
Sunday Night Football (Time Slot Premiere) – NBC – 8:20 p.m.
AMERICAN GIGOLO – Showtime – 9 p.m. (Drama)
Sister Wives Season 13 – TLC – 10 p.m.

Monday, September 12

90 Day: The Single Life Season 3 – TLC – 8 p.m.
The Sherri Shepherd Show – Syndication (Talk Show)
Monday Night Football – ESPN/ABC – 8:15 p.m.
Love it or List it Season 17 (Fall Premiere) – HGTV – 9 p.m.
War of the Worlds Season 3 – Epix – 9 p.m.

Tuesday, September 13

THE COME UP – Freeform – (Drama)

Wednesday, September 14

The Handmaid’s Tale Season 5 – Hulu – 12:01 a.m.
HEARTBREAK HIGH – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Drama)

Thursday, September 15

THE LIGHT IN THE HALL – Sundance Now – 3:01 a.m. (Drama)
VAMPIRE ACADEMY – Peacock – 3:01 a.m. (Drama)
Thursday Night Football – Amazon – 8:15 p.m.
Atlanta Season 4 – FX – 10 p.m.

Friday, September 16

THE BRAVE ONES – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Drama)
Fate: The WInx Saga Season 2 – Netflix – 3:01 a.m.
SANTO – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Drama)
Dateline NBC Season 31 – NBC – 9 p.m.
Los Espookys Season 2 – HBO – 11 p.m.

 

Saturday, September 17

CFB on Fox Season 12 – Fox – 7 p.m.
Girl In Room 13 (TV Movie) – Lifetime – 8 p.m.
Wedding of a Lifetime (TV Movie) – Hallmark – 8 p.m.
48 Hours Season 35 – CBS – 10 p.m.

Sunday, September 18

60 Minutes Season 55 – CBS – 7:30 p.m.
THE U.S. AND THE HOLOCAUST: PART 1 – PBS – 8 p.m.
Relative Race Season 10 – BYUtv – 9 p.m.
WAR OF THE WORLDS (Time Slot Premiere) – Epix – 9 p.m.

Monday, September 19

BEST IN DOUGH – Hulu – 12:01 a.m. (Reality)
Backstrom Season 2 – Acorn TV – 3:01 a.m.
Dancing with the Stars Season 31 – Disney+ – 3:01 a.m.
9-1-1 Season 6 – Fox – 8 p.m.
The Neighborhood Season 5 – CBS – 8 p.m.
The Voice Season 22 – NBC – 8 p.m.
Bob Hearts Abishola Season 4 – CBS – 8:30 p.m.
The Cleaning Lady Season 2 – Fox – 9 p.m.
NCIS Season 20 – CBS – 9 p.m.
NCIS: Hawaii Season 2 – CBS – 10 p.m.
QUANTUM LEAP – NBC – 10 p.m. (Sci-Fi Action)

Tuesday, September 20

REBOOT – Hulu – 12:01 a.m. (Comedy)
The Resident Season 6 – Fox – 8 p.m.
FBI Season 5 – CBS – 8 p.m.
FBI: International Season 2 – CBS – 9 p.m.
Monarch (Time Slot Premiere) – Fox – 9 p.m.
FBI: Most Wanted Season 4 – CBS – 10 p.m.
New Amsterdam Season 5 – NBC – 10 p.m.

Wednesday, September 21

ANDOR – Disney+ – 3:01 a.m. (Sci-Fi Action)
DESIGNING MIAMI – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Reality)
FORTUNE SELLER – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Docuseries)
SUPER/NATURAL – Disney+ – 3:01 a.m. (Docuseries)
Chicago Med Season 8 – NBC – 8 p.m.
The Conners Season 5 – ABC – 8 p.m.
The Masked Singer Season 8 – Fox – 8 p.m.
Survivor Season 43 (Two-Hour Premiere) – CBS – 8 p.m.
The Goldbergs Season 10 – ABC – 8:30 p.m.
Abbott Elementary Season 2 – ABC – 9 p.m.
Chicago Fire Season 11 – NBC – 9 p.m.
Lego Masters Season 3 – Fox – 9 p.m.
Home Economics Season 3 – ABC – 9:30 p.m.
The Amazing Race Season 34 – CBS – 10 p.m.
Big Sky Season 3 – ABC – 10 p.m.
Chicago P.D. Season 10 – NBC – 10 p.m.

 

Thursday, September 22

The Kardashians Season 2 – Hulu – 12:01 a.m.
Snabba Cash Season 2 – Netflix – 3:01 a.m.
THAI CAVE RESCUE – Netflix – 3:01 am. (Docuseries)
Law and Order Season 22 – NBC – 8 p.m.
Law and Order: SVU Season 24 – NBC – 9 p.m.
Law and Order: Organized Crime Season 3 – NBC – 10 p.m.

Friday, September 23

SIDNEY – Apple TV+ – 12:01 a.m. (Documentary)
THE GIRLS IN THE BACK – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Drama)
Shark Tank Season 14 – ABC – 8 p.m.
20/20 Season 45 – ABC – 9 p.m.

Saturday, September 24

Dying for a Crown (TV Movie) – Lifetime – 8 p.m.
Fly Away With Me (TV Movie) – Hallmark – 8 p.m.

Sunday, September 25

CELEBRITY JEOPARDY! – ABC – 8 p.m. (Game Show)
The Circus Season 7 – Showtime – 8 p.m.
The Simpsons Season 34 – Fox – 8 p.m.
The Great North Season 3 – Fox – 8:30 p.m.
Bob’s Burgers Season 13 – Fox – 9 p.m.
Celebrity Wheel of Fortune Season 3 – ABC – 9 p.m.
Van Der Valk: Plague on Amsterdam Season 2 – PBS – 9 p.m.
Family Guy Season 21 – Fox – 9:30 p.m.
The Rookie Season 5 – ABC – 10 p.m.

Monday, September 26

MY LITTLE PONY: MAKE YOUR MARK – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Children’s Animation)
Mystery Road Season 3 – Acorn TV – 3:01 a.m.

Tuesday, September 27

REASONABLE DOUBT – Hulu – 12:01 a.m. (Drama)
MURDER IN THE VALLEYS – Sundance Now – 3:01 a.m. (Docuseries)
Bachelor in Paradise Season 8 – ABC – 8 p.m.
La Brea Season 2 – NBC – 9 p.m.
THE ROOKIE: FEDS – ABC – 10 p.m. (Police Drama)

Wednesday, September 28

THE D’AMELLO SHOW – Hulu – 12:01 a.m. (Reality)
The Mighty Ducks: Game Changers Season 2 – Disney+ – 3:01 a.m.

Thursday, September 29

Dragons Rescue Riders Season 4 – Peacock – 3:01 a.m.
THE EMPRESS – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Drama)
QUEER FOR FEAR – Shudder – 3:01 a.m. (Docuseries)
Hell’s Kitchen Season 21 – Fox – 8 p.m.
Young Sheldon Season 6 – CBS – 8 p.m.
Ghosts Season 2 – CBS – 8:30 p.m.
SO HELP ME TODD – CBS – 9 p.m. (Drama)
Welcome to Flatch Season 2 – Fox – 9 p.m.
Call Me Kat Season 3 – Fox – 9:30 p.m.
CSI: Vegas Season 2 – CBS – 10 p.m.

 

Friday, September 30

JUNGLE – Amazon – 12:01 a.m. (Comedy)
ENTERGALACTIC – Netflix – 3:01 a.m.