MET GALA FASHION REVIEW

The biggest night in fashion was tonight!   You might not understand the outfits, you might love them, you might think the whole thing is a big waste of time. But it’s here, dammit. It’s here.

I take my fashion very seriously. And I treated it honestly. Like all art, it’s subjective. So if I like something you hate or hate something you like, have at it in the comments. But these are my opinions.

Lets begin.

 

Selena Gomez and The Weeknd.  A PDA Smörgåsbord.  Seelie’s dress, hair and presence were completely uninteresting.  BOOOYAH… right out the gate.

 

 

Question me? Look at it.  Take that shit to the beach, girl. Respect your surroundings.

 

Thandie Newton.  Eh. I mean it’s better than Seweeknd, but meh.

 

Ashley Graham looks appropriate and … good. Just good.

 

WTH people?!?! What’s with the boring ass outfits? When even Kim “Balmain” Kardashian is plain, we have trouble.

 

Ok now. Gisele can always be counted on. Complete silhouette. Ass for days.

 

I don’t know Laura Osnes is but FINALLY we’re stepping up the game.

 

Don’t even care who this is, but this dress is a slap in the face of everything the met carpet is about.

 

Katy Perry. Never before have I found your presence so necessary.

 

Gisele’s still going.

 

Yes, Katy. That a way.

“Hot bitches” – Liz Lemon

 

Tracee Ross is part of my fame squad, so whatever she does is ok.  That’s….. how.

 

Kendall Jenner.

 

Pharell, Gala co-chair, with his wife Helen Lasichanh:  Like you, my instinct is to loath. But if you knew the person being honored, (Rei Kawakubo), You’d know she’s totally on point.

 

Aymeline Valad is a model and she has my favorite look of the night.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rose Byrne looks gentle and elegant

 

Donatella Versace and a Kardashian

 

HANDS DOWN WINNER: This isn’t the first time I’ve singles Zendaya out for her daring and amazing fashion.  LOVE