Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Rooney Mara and Joaquin Phoenix are ‘madly in love’

I consider this a strange couple alert, but that’s really just because I find Joaquin too strange to be dateable.   He pretended to be insane a few years back in an effort to fool people into watching his movies. That’s crazy in and of itself. screenshot-pagesix.com 2017-02-20 12-57-17

But now reports are the two are getting serious, sources say, after the duo fell for each other while playing Mary Magdalene and Jesus Christ.

“They are madly in love,” says a source. “His friends are like, ‘Forget it, it is on.’?”

Another source saw the pair recently looking very cozy on a flight together.

Puke.