I am not too sure what kind of boating accident Lindsay Lohan was in this past weekend in Turkey, but apparently, it ended with her needing to get her finger re-attached. I guess she was lucky enough to not have had it fall to the bottom of the sea, something that has happened to so many pairs of my sunglasses in what seems like every time I am on a boat.
So I guess with a bit of recovery time (morphine), she’ll be back to giving the media the finger, and/or getting engaged to abusive Russian billionaires, in no time!
She seems in good spirits, but I’m sure it is safe to assume that she’s high on drugs, which based on her history, is her very happy place. Not to mention, she’s not really new to traumatic experiences, her finger injury is probably not nearly as painful as her entire existence.
This made me gag:
