Kim Kardashian Is Desperate To Make You Believe She Can Cook Soul Food

Let’s just be real here: The Kardashian/Jenner clan has likely never cooked a meal in their lives, save for Kris before she struck gold first with her choice of husbands and then her kids. Since then, they’ve had nonstop help, whether it be from private chefs, housekeepers, trainers, etc. Hey, whatever – if I was rich, I’d probably do the same, but my point is, I don’t think a single one of them can cook a lick. But don’t tell Kim Kardashian that we’re onto her bullshit — she’s so desperate for everyone to believe that she’s a master soul food chef that she won’t stop posting Snapchats with all “her” culinary skills and showing her friends proclaiming how amazing “her” creations are.

I love that Kim thinks that now that she’s married to Kanye, she’s black by proxy and somehow the authority on all things black culture. Nope, you’re still white, relax. Also, is there anything tackier than inviting over basically every black friend you have just so that they can proclaim on social media that your soul food’s not disgusting? Yikes. Looks like someone else on Twitter felt my pain:

LOL wait Kim really invited over black celebs just to say her soul food wasn’t trash on snapchat ? I’m over her. pic.twitter.com/LoUHRFnKpo

— Sabby. (@sabrinadunn) July 11, 2016

Someone please stop her.

Oh, and bonus: a little kid asked Kim how she’s famous and she literally didn’t know how to answer. I wouldn’t either, Kimmycakes.