Is there anyone out there who believes that Kris Jenner has actually ever read a page of The Great Gatsby at any point in her life? Anyone? Maybe she just saw the movie? Either way, she decided to throw a birthday party themed on the classic work of literature last night, and everyone came in full costume. Of course the evidence was posted on Instagram (and was likely caught on camera for an upcoming episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians), because nothing happens in their life that isn’t documented.
Apparently this party cost $2 million and was the brain child of her kids, which… I don’t know. I don’t really care, but I certainly don’t know. Anyway, this is how Kris decided to celebrate her 60th. Frankly, the entire party looked like a giant bore and I can’t imagine ever having to attend something so droll, so luckily I never will.
Thank fucking god I can’t tell who is who in these pictures.
Oh my god, the irony.