Kaley Cuoco is getting divorced from Ryan Sweeting and seriously, is anyone surprised by this at all? Not only have divorce rumors been following her for a while now, but she got engaged to the dude after three months of dating. I mean, come on. Yeah, yeah, here’s the part where you tell me that your mom and dad got engaged after 4 hours into their first date and they’ve been married for 65 years now and everywhere they go, rainbows sprout out of the ground and kittens fall from the skies. I’m sorry, but I think it’s utterly asinine to commit yourself to marriage without getting to really know the person, and one of the best ways to get to know someone, is through the benefit of time.
Anyway, my point is that I am not shocked by this at all. Here’s the official announcement from PEOPLE:
“Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting have mutually decided to end their marriage,” Cuoco’s rep tells PEOPLE exclusively. “They ask for privacy at this time. No further statement will be issued regarding this matter.”
The Big Bang Theory star, 29, and the tennis player, 28, were wed on Dec. 31, 2013 at a fire-and-ice-themed wedding.
So that’s a whole 21 glorious months of marriage.
Oh well. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Here’s a little something about those kittens… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Every_time_you_masturbate…_God_kills_a_kitten#/media/File:God-kills-kitten.jpg
I hope she has to give a nice chunk of that Big Bang money to this loser.