When you’re a drug and alcohol-addicted D-List celebrity, where else to you take your Tour of Hot Mess-ness than to Dr. Phil? He’s a Southern gent/quack psychologist who’s always willing to exploit failing stars for ratings, so it’s the perfect place for Buffy the Vampire Slayer actor Nicholas Brendon to pop in and spill his soul about being a hot mess. After all, he’s been arrested several times this year for drunk and disorderly conduct and public intoxication, so I think it’s about time for him to sit down and cry about how he’s ready to change his life. Maybe Dr. Phil will pay for another rehab stint? It ain’t cheap, and he might even spring for Betty Ford!
In a message posted to Nick’s Facebook page (we’re calling him that now), “fans” were offered the opportunity to get tickets to the taping, since apparently he can’t even fill a free taping. Here’s the message:
Hello everyone! I hope you are all having a fantastical day. Nick is doing well and sends his love to you all.
If you happen to be in the LA area on Aug 26, why not go to a Dr. Phil taping and show some of your love and support to Nick? Tickets are free. You just have to register! – K
Who’s interested in watching this? I don’t think I’ve ever actually cared less about a celebrity in history, which is saying something since I don’t pay most of them any mind, anyway. But let the guy make a few extra $$$ and like I said, maybe get another free rehab stint out of it.
Rehab would help him 1000x more than a quack will.