The last time I remember seeing Noah Cyrus, the little sister of professional “Bad Blood” critic Miley Cyrus, she was about 9 years old and getting some negative attention for pole dancing since, you know, she was a small child. A lot of time has passed since then, however, and now Noah is 15 years old and hanging out with the likes of Kylie Jenner, whose birthday celebrations she attended this weekend looking… rather different.
Frankly, I’m not exactly sure why a 15-year-old needs to be wearing a crop top – particularly one that exposes half of her non-existent child cleavage – but whatever, I guess that’s how things go in Hollywood. They grow up so fast, etc. She’s got that whole ~cool teen~ attitude going on at the moment, and the captions of her photos are hilarious and make next to no sense to my old ass. The one above mentioned “feeling sus”, which… what? Is “sus” short for suspect, and why does that still not make sense? I guess I’m not as down with the kids as I’d like to think. In this case, I’m fine with that.
Here are some more photos of Noah’s fancy get-up. The lipstick is awful and the wig isn’t great, but do you, girl. Follow your bliss!
I looked at this bitch and thought she was 25. Which is probably what she wants others to think.
She looks like a rock of love contestant.