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Gwyneth Paltrow Releases Her Most Ridiculous Goop Products Yet

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Gwyneth Paltrow likes to think she’s down with the kids, but she’s so disconnected from real life that I’m kinda dumbfounded that no one has knocked her back into reality yet. Alas, Gwyn is still living in a dream world and likes to flaunt the fact that she’s “friends” with actual hip hop stars like Beyonce and Jay-Z and has a real affinity for rap. How better to pay homage to that ignorance love than to start selling hideous clutch purses with the names of rappers on the front of them?

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I wouldn’t use one of those bags if you paid me, but guess what – you have to pay HER for them. Unfortunately, she’s not asking $5 for them, but in fact, they cost $1695 each, likely because they’re “exclusive” to Goop. Are you fucking kidding me? What is wrong with this woman?

Don’t answer that – we haven’t got all day.

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  • Lot of money for stupid and ugly. You can usually find trashy crap like this for next to free at a garage sale.

  • Well, we all know she is flaky, not up to date on facts, deaf to common sense, a clinger, wanting all freedom to do as she wants, but imposing her will on whomever she is living with, despite them telling her, wise up.. it’s over dumb chick I am leaving; .. easily influenced by the raving-maniac mumblings of others more than original in concept or design in finding out the truth for herself, all about she is taking over from Martha and Martha said, quote; don’t quit your day job fool, .. so someone who really hates her.. talked her into this..