Uh oh, looks like someone forgot to wrap it up. One Direction band member Louis Tomlinson got someone knocked up! The lucky gal is 23-year-old Briana Jungwirth, whom Louis only started sleeping with a couple of months back, after he ended his relationship with longtime girlfriend Eleanor Calder in mid-March. Pardon my french, but it seems he didn’t waste much time before falling dick-deep in someone else. This whole thing is a hot ass mess, but at least he’s rich enough to support his offspring, I guess.
“Louis is happy and very excited about becoming a dad and he thinks Briana will be an amazing mother. It was a surprise at first, but he and Briana are very, very close friends and this has brought them even closer,” a mutual friend of the couple tells PEOPLE.
Tomlinson has vowed to be at Jungwirth’s side and to be a “hands-on dad” when the baby arrives early next year, according to the friend.
Says the friend: “Louis and Briana care about each other very much and have spent a lot of time together privately over the last few months.
“They are both really happy and although they aren’t in a relationship, their friendship is extremely strong and they are both really excited about the baby. It’s early days and Briana and the baby’s health are the most important things right now.”
Adds the pal, “Briana is a really lovely girl; she’s absolutely not interested in Louis’ fame. She’s very private and most of the time they spend together is out of the public eye, just hanging out with their friends.”
Cash them checks, girl. She picked a good one. What the hell is wrong with people, though? I know birth control isn’t fail proof (particularly if you want it to fail, which I’m not saying is the case here, but just saying in general), but like, hello? Condoms? Especially when you’re sleeping with a random? Come on, people.
GET MONEY BITCH!!