It was only 7 months ago that Charlize Theron and Sean Penn got engaged after they’d been dating for about a year. Unfortunately, I’m not here to tell you that they’ve finally set a date and are about to exchange vows. In fact, it’s quite the opposite. It turns out, the engagement is over, as is their relationship. That’s right: Peron (that’s totally my fake name for them that I just made up right this second) are DUNZO. Praise the lord!
One insider tells US Weekly that the high-profile pair, who got together in December 2013, decided that their romance was over following their most recent jaunt to the Cannes Film Festival in the south of France. The source tells Us that Theron, 39, was the one to break things off with the fellow Oscar winner.
Okay, so Theron’s the one who ended things. Do we want to take bets on why? My guess is that his abusive streak reared its head. This is the man who beat Madonna for 9 hours straight, don’t forget (among other unsavoury experiences, I’m sure). Thankfully Charlize has sense and got the hell out before that shit became legal.
Newsflash, women of the world: Never go anywhere near Sean Penn.
Well good for Charlize and too bad for Komrade Penn-ski. Still, what was she thinking. Penn also looks about 20 years older than he is. What the heck has he been doing?
Right after Mad Max made all the money at the box office. How conveeeeenient.