I apologize if I made you vomit while you’re trying to eat lunch with that headline. Yes, Gwyneth Paltrow did indeed count “having sex” as one of the activities she participates in on a daily basis in order to live her best life. On the cover of Women’s Health, Gwyn tried to play it super cool and act like she’s totally not uptight. She eats whatever she wants! Nothing’s off limits! Exercise is fun, but shitty food is better! Isn’t she so low key?!
“My food philosophy is ‘Nothing should be ruled out.’ I don’t believe in saying, ‘You’re not allowed that.’ If my kids want a Shirley Temple with the radioactive cherry in it, go for it, you know?”
“Me with no coffee is not a good look,” she says – followed by “a smoothie after I work out. For lunch I usually have a big salad with grilled chicken.”
And when it comes to dinner, Paltrow says the rule is “whatever I want.”
“Most nights I eat with the kids, like, a stir-fry of chicken and broccoli or pasta or roast chicken and potatoes,” she says.
She explains that she’s similarly laid-back about her beauty regimen. “I believe, as cheesy as it sounds, in exercise, laughing, having sex, being yourself. I’m not like, ‘Then I use this masque that I make on my stove.'”
Sorry, I’m not buying it. This is the same woman who said she’d rather smoke crack than feed her kid Cup o’ Soup and melodramatically claimed she’d commit suicide before she ate Cheez-Wiz. But yeah, totally, she lets her kids have “radioactive” cherries. Because all kids beg their parents for Shirley Temples, of course! Fuck off, Gwyneth.
‘Exercise, I work twice as hard as my servants to look this good.
Laughing, I don’t have to work twice as hard as my servants taking care of me
Having Sex’ I don[‘t care to know if they are happy and satisfied in this way unless it interferes with being my servants..
I like that philosophy of life. I share it.