Scarlett Johansson: cute cut or matronly mop?
What even are the MTV Movie Awards, really? Well, if you’re like me, they’re merely another opportunity to critique celebrity fashion. So let’s have at it!
Also, maybe I’m just old as f*ck, but it seemed to be like there were a bunch of hardcore NOBODIES at this show. And, there was SO MUCH FAIL.
Go through the photos and make your picks for who has the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the night! My picks are below.
Bai Ling. I mean, of course she’s gonna wear something like this. It’s Bai-freakin’-Ling. Does that excuse her? Not entirely. She looks like a prop out of Legends of the Hidden Temple.
Amber Rose. Honestly? She could have done better. This looks like it’s cheap — as in, made of cheap material — and isn’t particularly flattering.
YIKES, Amy Schumer. Sorry, but this is just diabolical. From this angle, it’s not too bad, but from this one:
It’s just kinda, whaaaaa??? Like yeah, it’s not the WORST THING EVER, but it’s just so odd. She has such a great bod, and she puts it in this geometrical nightmare? Maybe I’m overreacting. I just think this is some 1980’s powersuit bullshit.
Bella Thorne. I am usually such a fan of her style, but to me, it looks like she’s wearing a logo across her midsection. Like, da f*ck is this?
Cara Delevingne. This is some Steve Nicks Boho bullshit right here.
Charli XCX. Honestly, I was expecting a lot worse from her. I can maybe deal with this?
Farrah Abraham is going for that 1970’s awards show look, with a dash of porn. Tacky, tacky, tacky.
Hailee Steinfeld. No idea WTF is going on here. I don’t even know where to begin to make a joke.
Jennifer Lopez. “I’m a business lady, but one who likes to ‘have fun’.” — how I imagine this conversation with her stylist going.
Jessie J went for that relaxed, sparkling Liza Minnelli loungewear look. To which I say, “Ummm…ok.”
Kelly Osbourne, like JLo, went for a harsh “business lady” look. Like JLo, I think she failed.
Willow Shields. I know she was in The Hunger Games, but I only know her from Dancing with the Stars, TBH. This dress is just OK for me. A little dated, a little meh, but nothing atrocious.
Shailene Woodley. Honestly, all I get from this outfit is, “Hey, I’m thin!”
Scarlett Johansson. IDK WTF this is. Hair is like Kate Gosselin, outfit is like a sexy Golden Girls getup. Who am I kidding, Golden Girls are ALWAYS sexy.
Rebel Wilson. I mean, it’s fine? Like, the cape is a little Phantom of the Opera, but with FLAIR! Am I high or does she kind of resemble Pamela Anderson to anyone else?
Victoria Justice. Jem called, she wants her outfit back. Oh, wait, what’s that? She says you can keep it? She says, “Enjoy”? Oh, cool.
Brittany Snow. Love the color blocking and the bold colors, but overall, the dress leaves me with a “meh” effect.
Mark Ruffalo and son Keen Ruffalo. Sharp. Keen is a f*cking champ.
Holland Roden. Imma be honest and let you know I have no idea who the eff this is. She’s very pretty, and I like her shoes. But the weird tunic/dress is a little fug to me.
**UPDATE** Just googled “Holland Roden” and apparently, she’s on Teen Wolf. OK.
Judd Apatow with daughter Iris Apataow. She looks lovely. He looks like he should work at Dunder Mifflin.
Michael B. Jordan. Again, no idea who this is, or why he’s wearing the 1970’s as a suit.
And look, someone ELSE I don’t know: Miles Teller. (Google says Whiplash. I knew I recognized the name!). IDK why he wants to dress like a chillax football coach on his night on the town, but here we are.
TIME TO MAKE YOUR PICKS! Here’s mine:
BEST: Keen Ruffalo
WORST: Farrah Abraham
WTF: Hailee Steinfeld
Your turn!
MTV Awards are as irrelevant as MTV that’s why nobodies and Z listers go.
Best– the little kids
Worst most everybody else
WTF Bai Ling who else?
Miles Teller and Michael B. Jordan are about to be in the new Fantastic 4 film. Miles was also in Divergent with Shailene Woodley.
Mark Ruffalo and his son are so adorable.