You love Meghan Trainor. You know you do. I mean, you totally can’t stand her, but you also can’t stop singing ‘Lips Are Movin’ every time it comes on the radio, even though she makes you want to jump out the nearest window. Oh, am I just telling my own life story? Whatever.
Meghan has another new song to torture us now, and admittedly, I can’t stand this one. It’s called ‘Dear Future Husband’ and it’s god awful. Here are some sample lyrics:
Take me on a date
I deserve it, babe
And don’t forget the flowers every anniversary
‘Cause if you’ll treat me right
I’ll be the perfect wife
Buying groceries
Buy-buying what you need…
After every fight
Just apologize
And maybe then I’ll let you try and rock my body right
Even if I was wrong
You know I’m never wrong
Why disagree?
Why, why disagree?
Wow, sounds aewsome. Pretend I’m perfect and pay lip service to me even if you don’t agree because otherwise I won’t fuck you or make you dinner like a good wife. Awesome message.
Here’s the dumb video:
Let’s be clear: I’d be revolted with that 10 lb ham in a 5 lb bag the instant I “did it” and the booze wore off.
I had no idea grocery shopping was such an important part of being married.
And she’s just doing her due diligence, consider yourself fully warned, future husband!
This sounds EXACTLY like the Olly Murs song Dance With Me Tonight. Like…. you could probably play the two on top of each other and they would match.
Listen to it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3EG4olrFjY
Oh yeah, there’s that, too. I mean, Olly’s no musical genius or anything (though he has done admittedly well since X Factor), but at least he’s likeable.
Wtf?! Omg it does….when did that other song come out? They are both very generic
It came out in 2011. I wonder if the two songs were written by the same person, and they just released a bumper back of 50s-style pop songs that artists could buy at discount……
Uh she’s horrid and considering the state of pop music today that’s probably a compliment.
She’s basically saying treat me good and ill do the same. what so horrible about that?
Dreadful. She is one cliche after another and just reading the segment and not clicking on the video I can already tell the melody and styl is too much like the other songs. Mehh
Who cares about good messages these days?