Apparently Johnny Depp owns a private island in the Bahamas – who knew? But of course he does, he’s rich, so I guess it’s not all that surprising. It’s probably also not all that surprising that Johnny and Amber Heard are probably going to get married there in about a week, according to recent “reports”.
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are set to get married on the actor’s private island Little Hall’s Pond Cay in the Bahamas over the February 7-8 weekend, according to a new report. The couple, who began dating in 2012 after meeting on the set of The Rum Diary, are said to be exchanging vows before a small group of friends and family, including the actor’s kids with Vanessa Paradis, Lily Rose and Jack.
Since not all the 50 or so guests can stay at Depp’s home, some will reportedly stay on his 156-foot yacht “Vajoliroja,” which derives its name from the first two letters of Paradis and Depp’s first names as well as their kids. Heard, says the New York Post, will wear a Stella McCartney dress. Gossip Cophas reached out to reps for both stars for confirmation of the upcoming wedding, but has yet to hear back.
Well, that sounds very fancy. Not sure I’d want to stay on a yacht, but I suppose one can’t complain since it’s free!
In other news, don’t these two just seem like the strangest couple ever? It’s such a bizarre pairing that I honestly cannot imagine them together. Then again, Johnny has gone down the road to recluse hobo in recent years, so I suppose it’s just that I can’t see him with anyone. Ah well, it seems to work, so good for them!
Mazel, Johnny! Amber, golddiggers the world over will sing your praises in hymns for years to come; closing the deal in spite of your history of dating only women and the fact that Depp is clearly allergic to water and soap. High deppwasted five!
Makes perfect sense!! She’safamewhore, hes approaching midlife crisis everyone wins
I would say mazel to u Johnny but I think she’s enabled your drug habit to make this happen so no mazel for you.
MmmHMM! What do you suppose his drug of choice is? He’s so drrty, I just can’t tell…
THAT DRESS lawd have mercy!
Pikki baby, ya lusty wench…how are you?
Chazmeister! The Chaz-o-ramaaa. What a good lookin’ gold diggin’ bi broad, amiright? Just kickin’ ass over here, takin’ names and not giving a flying fuck about the Super Bowl. Still full of piss & vinegar. How you holdin’ up, buddy?
Hangin tough baby….been a long year. Prostate cancer, aggressive tumor, yadda yadda yadda…. Email Sarah at fishwrapper.com tomorrow, i will send my new email to her & she can give it to you…. Deal?
Sorry hun, I havent posted in so long I forgot to sign in….. Email sarah tomorrow
Dang. If you haven’t already, you will slay that C like a dragon, without a doubt. And I’ll do just that, we shall stay in touch. Onward and upward, amigo!