Scarlett Johansson is, by all accounts, pretty hot, right? She’s just had a baby so she’s probably feeling that Hollywood pressure to get back in shape and yada yada, but baby or no baby, she’s an attractive woman. Not by her own account, of course – she just think she looks “okay”.
Here’s what she had to say about it on Barbara Walters Presents: The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2014 (via E! Online):
“It’s an okay body,” said the actress, who welcomed her and Romain Dauriac‘s first child Rose Dorothy just three months ago. “I wouldn’t say it’s particularly remarkable, though. I don’t like my thighs, my midsection.”
And how does the newly married mama feel about being viewed as a sex symbol? “I never put on a sexy face,” she told Barbara, “so I don’t know what it means to act seductively.”
Rose Dorothy! How did I not know that was her daughter’s name? It’s so old school! It’s adorable! And yeah, sorry ScarJo (I know you love that name!), but you are more than “okay”. Not my cup of tea, but from an objective point of view… come on.
Rose Dorothy is a Golden Girls name. ScarJo is as insecure as every woman who walked the earth. Even Victoria’s Secret models will secretly admit their flaws and in a few years, resort to surgery and chemicals to address them. But ScarJo is fine and Rose Dorothy will be too. Love the skin you’re in and all that. They can do Dove commercials together.
You’ll do ScarJo now you need to get better taste in men.