Ah, how the rich live. So dumb, so pointless. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West apparently have so much money between them, that they want to buy a private island off the coast of Australia on which they can build a Neverland-like theme park for their daughter, North West.
From The Mirror:
She is known to shower her only child with lavish gifts while they jet-set around the world together, but Kim Kardashian’s daughter North now reportedly looks set to get own private theme park to play around in.
According to New Idea magazine, the curvaceous TV star is secretly looking into purchasing Turtle Island in Queensland, Australia, for the sum of $5 million AUD.
The publication goes onto to state that Kim will most likely rename the idyllic location Isle Kardashian, which is said to boast views of the Great Barrier Reef.
Private Islands Online says the property in question is fit for a “movie star or recluse celebrity”, and includes a four-bedroom mansion, helipad, botanical gardens and a swimming pool.
Meanwhile, New Idea suggests Nori could soon be enjoying her own water slide and ferris wheel.
Huh. That seems like a colossal waste of money, but then, so’s everything else these idiots do, so…
Ha, I wouldn’t believe anything I read in New Idea, it sounds like the biggest load of shit I’ve ever heard
…because the theme park idea worked so well for Michael Jackson….
That’s right! Seems legit. It’s the upkeep that’s a killer. Lookit the adorable bebeh!
Because that easy money is just going to keep pouring in for the rest of your life, Kim…..
We can only hope she and her idiotic husband go broke at some point. Waiting to enjoy the stories of their disfunctional kid with the brainpower of her mom and the delusions of her father.
Can she take her entire family over there with her and when she arrives have the US Air Force bomb the boat to smithereens?
Let’s not be hasty here. I think it’s splendid that they may be purchasing an isle in the Southern hemisphere. In fact, I volunteer to be a caretaker there. I can leave tomorrow.