Rihanna must be ready to release some new music soon, as she’s come out of her lengthy hibernation and has started putting herself out there again. It’s good to see, and her new interview with Elle is obscene, hilarious and totally why we love her.
For instance, can you guess what RiRi wants for Christmas? “A big, trimmed dick”, of course. Oh, okay. Here’s more (from Gossip Cop):
Elsewhere in the interview, Rihanna gives further insight into her love life. Asked what has been the “sexiest thing a man has ever said” to her, Rihanna replies, “Any man that tells me what to do is sexy!” And, interestingly, she also says that if she wasn’t a singer right now, she’d be a “wife.” And possibly one with kids, although Rihanna further admits her “worst fear” is “childbirth.”
The Q&A also features Rihanna declining to confess the craziest thing she’s ever done. “That’s still a secret,” she says, further sharing that one of the things that “people misunderstand” about her is that she’s “shy.” That’s not to say that Rihanna isn’t also confident or willing to stand her ground. Asked for her mantra, Rihanna declares, “F*ck bitches, get money!”
Ha. More photos from the shoot below. Gotta love Rihanna.
Isn’t that on EVERYONE’S Christmas list? Stars! They’re just like us!
Wait – what does trimmed mean exactly? Will there be garland and tinsel? That sounds uncomfortable
She has the worst posture.
“Trimmed dick” = man-scaping?
She doesn’t dress like the shy people I know.
Definitely more glitter
I don’t need trimmed dick so Imma get money bitches
She is so dickmatized
this shade of skin color is the worst when they oiled it up. it makes everybody with this color look like they need a very long shower. i think rihanna is beautiful but she looks so sweaty and for me it just screams BO