No one seems to be controlling Justin Bieber, or even offering him some friendly advice and guidance on how not to be a total dickwad for the rest of his life. His mother’s too busy cashing the checks and spreading her pro-life message across the country, Scooter Braun is too busy contemplating how he’s a grown man with a nickname after a toddler’s bike and Usher… well, he’s finally ready to step up to the plate. He’ll beat the shit out of Justin… you know, if need be.
From Billboard:
Usher is realizing there are limits to his influence, especially when it comes to Bieber’s current behavior. “Our relationship is more man-to-man now,” he says. “He’s making his own decisions and it’s important to show support. I can say I’m not happy with all the choices my friend has made, but I’m supportive of him. I try my hardest to give as much positive reinforcement as I can. I’ll punch him in the f—ing chest when I need to, and give him a hug and kiss when I need to. It’s more than just mentoring. I love the kid.”
Well… okay. I guess there are sometimes when you just need to “punch [someone] in the fucking chest” or whatever. Sure, I’ll go for that. That will definitely work. Sounds like a bit of the blind leading the blind here.
Usher, you are in no position to be chest punching anyone. And that’s a horrible picture. Stop smiling like that before someone chest punches you. Apparently that’s a thing now
Biebs bodyguards don’t think so Usher :(
Usher better practice on some of those giant pandas you win at the county fair ring toss game.