Gwen Stefani is DIVINE. She’s absolutely beautiful and incredibly stylish and could grace every single page of Vogue without seeming out of place (or eliciting any complaints). However, her personality is slightly grating (she’s got a touch of the crazies, I think) and her music is fucking horrendous, for the most part. Take her new single, ‘Spark the Fire’ – so far we’ve only heard about 45 seconds of it, but that’s 44 seconds too many for me to know that it’s terrible.
I guess now that she’s coaching a new generation of wannabe stars on The Voice, she’s probably itching to get back to her music. But this is some amateur shit you’d expect from a 15-year-old from Bumblefuck who thinks they know what “urban music” should sound like. This is not what a 45-year-old woman needs to be doing with her time. Sorry.
I kinda like the trippy bells? But huh. Hard to tell from a snippet (is that what we’re calling wee bits now? Sounds technical), maybe the whole thing really loud and with everyone really drunk is magic! Magic!
And perhaps you can share what a 45-year-old woman should be doing with her time? Hmmmmm??
DubStep battles. Duh Kathy.
50 bucks says your average (or wonderfully above average) 45-year-old doesn’t know what that means
You know… uns uns uns bwomp bwomp bwomp wubb wubb wubb
Laundry?
It’s B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!
15 year olds will play this one loud and proud on the way to school in Bumblefuck.
Holla!
Back, um, girl
Seems like I may be walking into spiderwebs commenting here.
Yeah Cook. Leave a message and we’ll call you back.
A likely story…
Well, I’m Just a Girl but I ain’t no Hollaback Girl, ifyouknowwhatimean. Actually, I don’t know what that means. Anyone? What does hollaback girl mean?
Think cheerleading, ChattyKathy. Gwennie leads the cheers, she does not, under any circumstances, do the hollering back.
my ears hurt
Gawd that is horrible. It’s like some producer said, “sing this” and added Casio to it.
Oop it’s not longer available!