Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have deigned to honour Los Angeles with their presence this weekend, and after hitting up a movie theatre, Kimye (which includes the “Oh God, guys, I so need to go on a diet!!”-whinger Kim) decided to hit up a Taco Bell drive-thru.
I’m not quite sure what in the hell is going on with this outfit, but it’s another absolute disaster. Do you think Kanye picked it out for her?
Um
That is SO UNFLATTERING. And those leather pants! I mean, I still want Taco Bell, but I’m not putting on a backless shirt and my longest shorts to do so
Mmmm. Taco Bell. Now I want to get loaded just so I have an excuse to go there late at night.
Where the hell is the support hidden in that shirt? That is an engineering marvel to hide the straps but support the girls!
My Taco Bell eating pants look nothing like that.
I mean, where’s the vomit and sour apple spills??
And meat juice?
And cigarette butts. Virginia Slims with frosted pink lipstick and a few Marlboro Reds. Co-mingling like the boozy hookup pair getting a snack before drunkenly throwing caution to the wind. Kinda like Kanye marrying Kim.
And it’s daylight! Nobody goes to TB in the DAYLIGHT
To answer you’re question, Jennifer, that outfit is the perfect gift for someone you hate so yes, I believe Kanye picked that out for his wife.
Back that a$$ up!
Id hate to see that thing in motion.
That thing would start a Tsunami in motion!!
TOTES would be beeping noises involved
*step*
*squishy fart sound*
*step*
*squishy fart sound*
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*squishy fart sound*
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The outfit started off normal, then the outsized arse pushed things out and the top had to compensate by sneaking up her back.
I also agree that her outfit was running away from her
dem bro’s always luvs dem some o’ dat whites womens and dey’s big backsides. Right?
What the F did they put on when they got up that morning?!? Think I barfed into my mouth a little.
I know there was talk about her ass being fake, and while I don’t think that’s true, I just…I just don’t understand her butt. How do those little legs support that thing?! I’m not even jealous about it, I’m just curious at this point. It’s like wondering how bumblebees are physically able to fly. It defies logic at this point. And I know she photoshops the hell out of her pictures, but for an ass that huge, she doesn’t have as much cellulite as someone wold expect.
Like I said, no jealousy here because it seems like a pain (in the butt) to find clothes that fit unless you have a bank account like hers, but damn. It just boggles the mind, ya know?
I clearly remember Paris Hilton and KK fueding because PH said on a radio program that KKs azz was like a black garbage bag full of cottage cheese. Plus, I remember a LOT of commercials on E! where Kim Whatserbum was getting cellulite treatment. So, exhibit a plus exhibit b means: she does not have the smooth, enviable behind you are thinking of. Also: I am completely ashamed of myself for recalling all of that.
Riccardo Tisci and Yeebus have a good chuckle.. Kimbo’s just wanting more nudity strolls pretending she’s adored and admired.. wishing she could put some fab bling on that big butt bumper.. as much flesh exposure and butt bling as possible..
I feel dirty looking at that outfit. It’s terrible.