Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Martha Stewart has some “advice” for Gwyneth Paltrow

martha stewart gwyneth paltrow If there's one thing we all need to learn in life, it's this: do not fuck with Martha Stewart. She is not here for anyone's bullshit. Also, she is not here for your copycat "lifestyle guru" nonsense because she did it first and she does it best, so sit down and stay in your lane. She had to put Blake Lively in her place and now she's doing it to Gwyneth Paltrow, which is pretty much the best thing EVER (because who among us doesn't dream of telling Gwyneth Paltrow off?). From Page Six: “She just...

Some guy told Beyonce she can’t sing and her response was excellent

beyonce I don't know who in their right mind (which is, perhaps, the point) would go to a Beyonce concert just to hold up a sign that says she can't sing, but I guess to each his own. That's what some weirdo did nearly a year ago, and we're only now seeing the video of how the incident unfolded now. I won't ruin it for you - just sit back and enjoy: Well, that's him told. Look, if you really don't like someone/something, how about just, you know, getting a life and shutting up about it? NO...

Robert Pattinson got married in Vegas last year

laura adkins robert pattinson Yes, that's a purposely misleading headline. Robert Pattinson wasn't even in Las Vegas last year most likely, but a cardboard cutout of him was, and one hardcore Twilight fan decided she was so in love with it that she'd marry it, and that's exactly what she did. Laura Adkins is 25 and batshit crazy, but she doesn't seem to think so. Her marriage is made in heaven and she couldn't be happier. From The Mirror: She says: “We got hitched in Las Vegas last year and I’m sure we’re happi...

Kanye West told a wheelchair-bound man to “stand up” at his concert

kanye west Oh, Kanye West. So sweet, so innocent... so very, very stupid and inappropriate. During a concert in Melbourne on Friday night, Kanye really wanted the audience to enjoy themselves, so he insisted they stand up and threatened to not go on with the concert until every single person had done so. He's not totally unreasonable, of course - you were exempt from this if "you got a handicap pass and get special parking and shit". What a gentleman! Apparently Kanye needed one audience member to wa...

Jay-Z might have announced that Beyonce is pregnant again

jay-z beyonce Jay-Z and Beyoncé have taken their On The Run tour overseas and while performing in France on Friday night, Jay-Z maybe sorta told everyone that Bey is knocked up again for real by changing the lyrics in his song "Beach Is Better" from “I replace it with another one” to “pregnant with another one”.  People are, of course, losing their shit, and no official announcement has been made (nor have their reps responded to the 8,000,000 requests for comment I'm sure they've had since). Of...

Chris Brown has some advice for Ray Rice

chris brown ray rice In today's "Oh, fuck off!" news, Chris Brown was asked by MTV's Sway if he had any advice for disgraced NFL player Ray Rice. Makes sense, I suppose, since they're both violent assholes who abuse women. Perfectly understandable! Here's what Breezy had to say about his experiencing hitting women he says he loves: “I think it’s all about the choices you make,” said Breezy. “With me, I deal with a lot of anger issues from my past— not knowing how to express myself verbally and at the same time not knowing how to cope with my emoti...

Iggy Azalea’s sex tape is real, but she might have been underage when it was made

hefe wine iggy azalea So, Iggy Azalea insisted that the sex tape Vivid has hold of and wants to put out is totally fake, but the man in the tape with "her" says she's full of shit: the tape is real, Iggy knew about and she was totally at the age of legal consent. Apparently there were some concerns that she was underage when the tape was shot, but that doesn't look to be the case. From TMZ: Houston rapper Hefe Wine is confirming he's the one in the video being shopped to Vivid Entertainment honcho Steven Hirsc...

Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week!

[caption id="attachment_153397" align="aligncenter" width="406"]Miley Cyrus with designer Jeremy Scott.[caption id="attachment_153397" align="aligncenter" width="406"] Miley Cyrus with designer Jeremy Scott.[/caption] Welcome back to Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! It's ~~fashion week~~ everybody! Doesn't really change anything, although it means a few more WTF (as in "What The Fuck is this outfit") contenders. Still go through the photos and make your picks for who has the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week! Mine are at the bottom.   Lindsay Lohan covered herself in fur and called it an outfit. I call it terribl...

Khloe Kardashian and French Montana are dunzo

khloe kardashian french montana It seems like only yesterday that Khloe Kardashian was getting suited and booted to appear in boyfriend French Montana's new video. They were in love! It was going great! ... And now it's over. Welp, that was quick. From E! Online: After dating rapper French Montana for about eight months, a source confirms to E! News exclusively that the couple is no longer together. The insider tells us that Khloé officially broke things off with French, who is having trouble with the split and "wo...

Josh Hutcherson thinks Jennifer Lawrence’s nude picture leak is “not fair”

josh hutcherson jennifer lawrence Josh Hutcherson plays the soft-spoken Peeta Melark alongside Jennifer Lawrence's Katniss in The Hunger Games, and he always seemed to be... not acting in that role. He seemed quiet and sweet but a bit corny, and he still does to this day, bless him. Following suit, he made a statement of sorts about JLaw's nude picture leak, saying simply that it's "not fair" because stars are people too, you guys. From ET Canada: “Actually I haven't talked to her but I just think all that stuff is so ridicul...

The Daily Links

keira-knightley Keira Knightley confronted the wind like a pro [Lainey Gossip] Robert Downey Jr and his son are ADORABLE in 'Vanity Fair' [Socialite Life] It's clear Kendall Jenner knows how to rock really tiny skirts [Moe Jackson] Helen Flanagan showed her underwear on a bike ride [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Let's all appreciate Sofia Vergara's post-workout cleavage [Popoholic] Katie Holmes is going to be a director now [I'm Not Obsessed] We get it, Maria Menounos - you're really in shape [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Looks like Kylie Jenner was feeling hungry [Celebslam] James Franco takes the weirdest selfi...

Super weird couple alert: Daryl Hannah and Neil Young edition

daryl hannah neil young Here's something you probably didn't see coming (and would never have thought about anyway): Daryl Hannah and Neil Young are apparently an item! They were first caught kissing in California earlier this month, and now it seems official: after years of friendship, they've taken things to the next level. US Weekly: "She's a huge Neil fan," the insider tells Us of the Splash and Kill Bill star. "They've known each other for years." The new relationship comes just one month after it was r...