Honey Boo Boo’s parents Mama June and Sugar Bear have split!

Nooooo! How could this be happening?! Honey Boo Boo‘s parents, Mama June and Sugar Bear, have split! They really seemed to love each other and were living the hillbilly dream… so what could have gone wrong? Well, Sugar Bear is a cheating bastard who has been posting ads on dating websites to find women!!

From TMZ:

We’re told Mama June has repeatedly caught Sugar Bear trolling on online dating sites. One of them is plentyoffish.com, in which Sugar Bear — with the handle Georgiafighter31054 — says “i love to hunt fish and ride 4wheelers and have a good time.  i luve muddy Boggs and love to ride in the mudd.”

Mama June has stopped wearing her wedding ring (technically the couple was never married, but they did have a commitment ceremony).

Our sources say Mama June plans on taking the kids and moving out — once the latest round of filming “Here Comes Boo Boo” is done … so she can be closer to her relatives.  She hasn’t fully decided on the move.

We’re told the producers of the show are scrambling to try and figure out what’s next.

June and Sugar Bear tell TMZ, “Sugar Bear and I have decided to take some time apart to figure out some things in our relationship.  We are taking things day by day but regardless of what happens the girls will always be our #1 priority.  We want to thank ya’ll for your support.”

First of all, what the fuck, Sugar Bear? Not feeling that shit. Also, way to go, Mama June. At least SOMEBODY has some self-respect here. She could teach Selena Gomez a few lessons, I’d say.

I love these as a family, but hell to the no on Sugar Bear trolling the dating sites. What, because he’s got a TLC show now, he thinks he’s hot shit? BZZZ, WRONG. I’m so glad June didn’t stay with him out of fear of messing up the show or whatever. Give her all the shit you want, but she’s repeatedly proven how awesome she is (see: how she’s invested the show money for the kids, etc.).