Jenny McCarthy retired her vibrators for good (or at least for a while) last month when she tied the knot with Donnie Wahlberg. It’s a match made in heaven, but the marriage didn’t particularly get off to a good start, especially since Jenny has already “lost” her ring after she took it off to have sex with her new husband.
From Good Day NY:
“I’ve already lost the ring. We were staying in a hotel and you can’t have a wedding ring on… it’s a little hard to get romantic with diamonds on your hand. I removed it and put it on the room service table and they came and turned down the room and the ring was gone… But you know what though? If you’re gonna lose your wedding ring, you should lose it that way.”
Does anyone want to clue Jenny in on the fact that she didn’t really “lose” her ring, but that it was clearly stolen by a member of the hotel’s staff? Is she honestly that thick? Sure, I suppose there’s a chance that the ring was swept off the table and got lost in a cranny of the carpet (????) but I feel like this is pretty obvious: one of the housekeepers took it because she left a very expensive piece of jewelry on the bedside table of a hotel room.
ROOM SERVICE TABLE. Not the bed side table? dirty dishes napkins cutlery champagne bottles strawberries no doubt whip cream chocolate sauce ;) and a ring. Easily taken away unnoticed and possible thrown out? Also possibly stuck in the dish washers pocket.
idk man maybe it’s the working class in me but I would never suspect a maid or whatever — what are you gonna do with such an expensive piece of jewellery? You can’t pawn it or resell it, it’s too suspicious, and if you’re caught not only will you lose your job but you’ll become unemployable in that field, because the hotel will alert other establishments. I have stayed at similar hotels and left expensive stuff around and it was always in the same place when I came back.