Obviously I’m all for free-will, but this is a case where I wish forced sterilization was a thing. You see, Chris Brown has jokingly suggested that he wants to have a baby with his Rihanna knock-off girlfriend Karrueche Tran since she’s been “putting up with [his] shit for 5 years” and is his “#WCW” – that’s “woman crush Wednesday”, for those of you who don’t use Instagram. Chris posted a photo of Karrueche for #WCW this week and in his caption, mentioned that the couple “need to have this baby and stop playin”. Yes, please stop playing by pretending you are fit to be a parent. Please, I’m begging you.
Earlier this week, Karrueche made Chris her #MCM (use your brains) and captioned the below photo with this bullshit: “Lovers.. Friends.. We love, we laugh, we fight.. It’s complicated and I can’t explain it but it’s not for you to understand but us .. My MCM.”
Yes, I suppose most people wouldn’t understand why you let a violent, homophobic asshole treat you like shit and dump you repeatedly when a better option comes knocking for five years and act like he actually gives a shit about you. I’d think that’d be a little hard for most people to fathom. Anyway, let them get on with this shit, I guess. Just PLEASE leave kids out of it. Like we need any more messed up kids on this planet!
Oh, and just to prove how true and endless their love is, they actually just broke up again LAST WEEK and are back together for the 18th time now and talking shit about having kids. Nope.