Kanye West wants your money to buy Kim Kardashian a cathedral

Yes, you read that headline right. Kanye West – the man who thought it prudent to put a $100,000 golden toilet in a house he never actually ended up living in – is trying to give Kim Kardashian a cathedral because… well, who the hell knows why these two idiots do anything? Oh, and the best part: he wants YOU to donate towards this endeavour.

From The Daily Mail:

‘They want somewhere that weddings, baptisms and family funerals can take place for years to come,’ a source told the U.S. publication. ‘But Kanye being Kanye, it’s going to be ludicrously over the top!’

Barcelona’s still unfinished Roman Catholic church was designed by Catalan architect Antoni Gaudí and began construction in 1882.

‘Kanye has visited the church several times, and it takes his breath away every time,’ the insider revealed. ‘He’s always wanted something similar for his own family.’

The rapper, who called his last album Yeezus, is now said to be on the look out for the perfect spot to build his over-the-top place of worship.

And naturally, it will be an homage to himself and Kim, with even a fancy stained glass window featuring himself, his wife and their one-year-old daughter North.

‘Kanye sees it as a monument to him and Kim that will become a major landmark,’ the source declared.’He says everyone will want to see it, like the Hollywood sign or the Empire State Building.

The 37-year-old star has apparently set aside a cool $5 million for the project with plans afoot to start an online appeal so fans can donate to the fund.’

Uh, how about these two fuck off? The day I donate a single penny to anything either of them do – especially when they make more money in a day than I probably will all year is also the same day I check myself into a mental institution, because I will have clearly lost my mind.