Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed are dating

ian somerhalder nikki reed Someone bring a box of Kleenex and a pint of Ben & Jerry's over to Nina Dobrev's house, because Ian Somerhalder has seriously moved on and is now dating Twilight actress Nikki Reed. Here's what little "scoop" we have from US Weekly: The new couple was spotted out together all weekend, first jogging side-by-side in Los Angeles on Saturday, July 19, then cuddling at the Studio City Farmer’s Market on Sunday, July 20. Somerhalder kept his arms around Reed, kissing her on the cheek several times. “Nikki ...

Kris Jenner is releasing a cookbook because she totally cooks all the time

kris jenner cookbook Kris Jenner is so desperate for attention that she'll try anything to get it. Besides being the ultimate pimp for her three daughters, she's also tried her hand at hosting a talk show and now she's trying to pretend she's ever set foot in a kitchen and releasing her own cookbook this October, called In the Kitchen with Kris: A Kollection of Kardashian-Jenner Family Favorites. Please, try to roll your eyes back to the front of your head. From The International Business Times: Jenner states that the inspiration behind writing the cook book is the huge...

Blake Lively’s lifestyle website, Preserve, is here!

blake lively preserve Blake Lively has been teasing us with her new lifestyle website, Preserve, for a while now, but it's finally here! The site had a quiet launch yesterday and looks so... cowboy. (I suppose that explains the Vogue feature!) It's all very dark and makes me want to grab a Marlboro while I sip a cup of strong black coffee and look out over a prairie, but I doubt Blake would approve of smoking. So far, there seems to be pieces on baby back ribs, the importance of bartenders (called "barmen", of ...

Kim Kardashian is a dinosaur, Kanye West is a blowfish

kanye west Don't worry if you were as confused at reading that headline as I was writing it - it's to be expected, considering who we're talking about here. In Kanye West's new GQ profile, he spouts a lot of bullshit. Par for the course, right? But here's something you probably didn't expect: in the interview, he compares Kim Kardashian to a dinosaur ("in a good way") and himself to a blowfish. I'll let you read and enjoy: Why'd you decide to get married? Saying "Hey, I like Kim" isn't as inspiring to people as...

The Daily Links

charlize 5 Will Charlize Theron really get her happy ending? [Romance Beat] Emma Stone has two dates in one night [Lainey Gossip] Here are your sexiest social media pics of the week [Celebslam] Harper Beckham is getting so big so quick! [I'm Not Obsessed] Jaime Pressly has a really nice ass [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Good to see Selena Gomez is still enjoying herself... [Moe Jackson] Lady Gaga slipped a nip on her private jet [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Surprise! Lindsay Lohan got sloppy and fell over again [Socialite Life] Kanye West's GQ...

What in grunge hell is Katy Perry wearing?

katy perry 2 Y'all know I love Katy Perry and I find it challenging to speak against her, but I will get ruthless if need be - and this outfit warrants it. I know Katy is in a bit of a grunge phase at the moment, but there is no excuse for this, to be honest. I don't even have any commentary besides "WTF?!" so I'll just let you enjoy this in all its glory. She's obviously going through Some Shit at the moment. That choker? SMH... Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

Kim Kardashian loves her ass more than her baby

kim kardashian ass Alright, alright, I know I'm being a bit sensationalist here, but seriously, could the woman spend any more time photographing her own ass? The amount of time it must take to snap pictures of Kim Kardashian's butt and then Photoshop must really cut into her time with her daughter. Of course, she'd like us to believe it's all hard work at the gym that gives her that 100% "natural" backside, so she posted the above photo on Instagram with the caption, "Gym time while my baby is napping!" Yeah,...

‘Game of Thrones’ Maisie Williams is not pleased with British Airways

maisie williams Maisie Williams may in many ways be an adult, what with her high-paying job on Game of Thrones and the forced adulthood of fame in general, but where it counts, she is still very much 17. Case in point: Maisie became indignant with British Airways after she was refused entry to their business class lounge during a recent flight, despite being a business class passenger. The reason? No one under 18 is allowed. Them's the rules. Maisie didn't like this, and took to Twitter to express her rage, ...

Amy Adams is flawless as the new face of Max Mara

amy adams max mara Amy Adams is a lovely woman in every sense - kind, beautiful, talented - and she just got even more flawless in her first campaign as the face of Max Mara. I don't really care much about the bags she's selling and would never buy one, but I'd at least give them half a second look just because she's selling them, probably. Here are the other shots from the campaign: [gallery ids="151917,151918,151919"] And some photos from the red carpet premiere thingamajig: [gallery columns="4" ids="1519...

Elizabeth Berkley wants nothing to do with the ‘Saved By the Bell’ Lifetime movie

Elizabeth Berkley Because Lifetime is a network that likes to shit all over anything good in life (and still make you really want to watch it in the process), they're doing an unauthorized Saved By the Bell movie, which will apparently focus not on the show, but on the behind-the-scenes drama that went on during filming it... and there was apparently plenty of it. Oh, and lots of drugs and sex, too (this according to Dustin Diamond, mind). While people who grew up watching the show are pretty keen to see this...

Kylie Jenner needs her license taken away

kylie jenner Kylie Jenner has already crashed her car and gotten a few tickets in her short driving career, and now it's pretty clear why: the kid won't get off her phone, even when she's behind the wheel. While driving around LA with her friend (who has been accurately described by one commenter as a "bootleg Vanessa Hudgens"), Kylie had to get her angles right as she filmed herself lip syncing and even turned the camera on her friend. Now, the passenger could easily have filmed this without putting the...

Lea Michele gets her ass out for Instagram

lea michele bikini I feel like Lea Michele is one of the most exhausting humans on planet earth. She tries so, so hard in everything she does - absolutely EVERYTHING - because she wants so badly to be liked, to be admired and desired, and she has to be the best at anything she puts her hand to. She's not, of course, because no human is, but don't tell her that. I feel like she IS her Glee character Rachel Berry in real life. Her latest efforts seem to be concentrated on shedding her goody two shoes image and prov...