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natalie portman grocery store Natalie Portman is Feliz in Los Feliz [ICYDK] Who is Arianny Celeste and how does she look so good in a bikini? [Celebslam] Even Vanessa Hudgens needs to go to the salon sometimes [Moe Jackson] Well hello there, Ariana Grande [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Zachary Quinto is looking very dapper these days [Socialite Life] Kat Graham's Jamaica bikini pics are here for you [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Prince William and Prince Harry really love to swim [Lainey Gossip] Elizabeth Hasselbeck is NOT happy about Ro...

Lindsay Lohan “late and unprepared” for London play rehearsals

lindsay lohan No surprises here! For some reason, some sucker in London's West End decided to take a chance on (take pity on?) Lindsay Lohan for a role in David Mamet's Speed-the-Plow, and while LiLo was apparently so thrilled to be ~back on set~ (in a sense), that hasn't stopped her from resorting to the same old antics right from the very beginning. You know, the usual: turning up late, being completely unprepared and generally a total nightmare to work with... From Radar Online: As RadarOnline.com exclusively reported last month, the troub...

Rita Ora shoots Marilyn Monroe-inspired Roberto Cavalli fashion campaign

rita ora roberto cavalliRita Ora's a pretty girl, so while she's meant to be a musician, she spends a lot of her time doing photo shoots and promoting various fashion brands, from Madonna's Material Girl to her new gig with Roberto Cavalli (which is a shame, because 'I Will Never Let You Down' is so good). Cavalli decided on a Marilyn Monroe-inspired shoot for their new collection, which is totally unique and certainly has never been done before, and Rita delivered the goods. I hate the hair and most of the clothes, but besides ...

Mel Gibson’s heart goes out to Shia LaBeouf

mel gibson shia labeouf Yep, you read that right - Mel Gibson has a heart! Of course he sympathizes with Shia LaBeouf. Both of them are batshit insane with nary a thread holding them to the reality of this world. One is a Jew-hating wife beater and the other is a drunk lunatic with an inflated sense of his artistic self, and yet they have more in common than you might think, and Mel knows how difficult it must be for the younger actor. From Indiewire (via Huffington Post): "When I see someone like Shia LaBeouf wi...

Miley Cyrus has been secretly dating this dude for 9 months

miley cyrus mike will made it Miley Cyrus sucks and rides inflatable dicks on stage for her Bangerz tour pretty much every night, so one might conclude that she's single and desperate to mingle. Not so, says US Weekly, who claims that she's actually secretly been dating Mike Will Made It for the past nine months! (P.S. What a stupid name, eh?) "Everybody in her circle knows they've been together this whole time," a source close to the "Wrecking Ball" singer tells Us. Cyrus, 21, first started seeing the producer, 25, soon after s...

Selena Gomez pulled a Rihanna on us

selena gomez Selena Gomez went walking around New York City yesterday in a see-through top with no bra under it, putting the nips on full display and seemingly desperately trying to be Rihanna. She even has the under boob sweat that almost looks like RiRi's tattoo! I'm not sure what's going on with Selena but I mean, whatever, I guess. People have been speculating that she's had her boobs done and if so, they're quite tasteful (I don't even know what I mean by that, but let's go with it) and don't seem too bo...

The Morning Links

Game of Thrones New York Premiere at Lincoln Center Maisie Williams will stick to "bad ass" characters like Arya Stark [ICYDK] Ashley Greene could always get work as a shampoo model... [Celebslam] Why does Jessica Alba always look so miserable? [Moe Jackson] Kate Moss went to a peep show without her bra [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Zac Efron shirtless on a horse! You're welcome! [Socialite Life] Gwen Stefani got her cleavage out for Instagram [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Is Mark Wahlberg's wife pregnant again? [Lainey Gossip] ...

Justin Bieber is headed to anger management

justin bieber Well, the case of Justin Bieber and the Egged Neighbor's House has finally come to a close and been heard in court. As you probably remember, he was being charged with misdemeanor vandalism and while he didn't bother to show up in court himself, he had a lawyer enter a no contest plea on his behalf. "No contest" basically means "Yeah, I fuckin' did it, let's get this over with" and that's what the judge did. From Entertainment Tonight: "Justin is glad to get this matter resolved and behind h...

Kim Kardashian should stop hanging out with models

kim kardashian models I try and give credit where it's due. Kim Kardashian may have bought her looks from LA's hottest plastic surgeon, but she's a pretty girl and can look fantastic. Her Balmain getup to the Vogue Paris dinner held last night was... not one of those times. Kimmycakes posted several photos of herself with sister Kendall and a bunch of other models and oh man. One of these things is not like the other, eh? I'm not 6 feet tall and 90 lbs myself, but unfortunately Kim stands out like a sore thumb and...

Robert Downey Jr. and wife expecting their third child!

robert downey jr susan It seems to be a week of celebrity babies again. First there was the great Ryan Gosling / Eva Mendes pregnancy news, and now it seems Robert Downey Jr. is joining the club, and he announced on Twitter Wednesday that he and wife Susan are having a baby girl come November: Yo. Susan. Me. Baby. Girl. November. Scorpio?— Robert Downey Jr (@RobertDowneyJr) July 9, 2014 Great news for them - he seems like a great guy and they seem happy, so live it up. Congrats to the happy family! Foll...

Is Eva Mendes pregnant with Ryan Gosling’s baby?!

eva mendes ryan gosling UPDATE: This is apparently confirmed! Eva is said to be 7 months along, as well, so we'll be getting a baby Gosling before summer's end, if that's true! STOP THE PRESSES, because apparently Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling, the couple who everyone forgot was together (and was hoping weren't) are apparently having a baby together. This, of course, should be taken with a grain of salt - some "anonymous source" told OK! all about it. Women of the world who dream of having Ryan Gosling‘s baby: Eva Mende...

The Afternoon Links

kelly-osbourne Kelly Osbourne confirms her relationship status with her tongue [ICYDK] Elisabetta Canalis is topless on the beach [Celebslam] How is it possible for Jason Momoa to be so hot? [Lainey Gossip] 'Frozen is the New Black' is the best 'Frozen' parody around [Socialite Life] Tess Daly invests in quality undergarments [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Kelly Brook flashed her underwear while riding a bike [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Jennifer Lopez debuts Versace's latest creation, looks hot in it [I'm Not Obsessed] Amal Alamuddin's mom doesn't like Geo...