Here’s a story you can blow right out your ass: it’s been about a week since we found out that Eva Mendes (GOD HELP ME, I typed “Eva Gosling” at first – please tell me a wedding’s not next!) and Ryan Gosling are having a baby, and already some “source” has gone blabbing to US Weekly about how he shops, cooks and acts like a “caring father-to-be”. Or, you know, like a decent fucking person.
“Ryan goes out and gets the groceries,” the insider tells Us of the Notebook hunk. “[Eva’s] been wanting pasta, and he’s cooking her meals.” Adds the source: “Ryan has already stepped into the role of caring father-to-be.”
LOL, okay, Source. Calm down.
I seriously hope this is one of those quotes that a work experience intern made up, because if they actually paid someone to spew this basic bullshit, they got ripped off.
His PR people are trying to course correct after everyone started yelling ‘band aid baby!’
Sounds like he and Ashton Kutcher have the same strategy, but while trying to ensure people you’re not a douche, you end up looking like a bigger douche.