Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Proof that Kim Kardashian is a walking Photoshop disaster

kim kardashian Remember how Kim Kardashian tried to say that she never Photoshops her pics? You know, despite how obviously warped they tend to be and how obvious the retouching is? Well, now we've got an undeniable Photoshop disaster on a photo of Kim and her friend Jonathan Cheban in Cannes. While Kim tried to suck in her waist and give herself those trademark hourglass curves, she also managed to erase half of her arm, which is always fun. Extra hilarious on this one is that she had the nerve to ca...

Robert DeNiro refuses to miss out on the World Cup

robert deniro When it comes to the World Cup, Robert De Niro is a serious dude. He's currently in New York City filming a movie called The Intern, but apparently his hotel didn't have a television and no one had an iPad, because he was desperately looking for a place to watch the game in Brooklyn's Cobble Hill neighbourhood. Apparently Warner Bros. emailed a random apartment building asking if DeNiro could watch the game anywhere, and he actually just showed up randomly to someone's apartment to catch i...

Lindsay Lohan actually landed an acting gig

lindsay lohan Lindsay Lohan has been traipsing around London lately, claiming that she was looking for work and to escape America, which as a whole is apparently out to get her. While she was dropping hints about joining the theatre world, everyone figured she was just talking shit... but apparently she was telling the truth, and she's headed to the legendary stages of the West End! From TMZ: LiLo will actually be live on stage nightly, doing David Mamet's infamous play, "Speed-the-Plow." Beginning in September, Lohan will play the role of the secretar...

The Morning Links

paris hilton Paris Hilton is still trying (and failing) to remain relevant [Celebslam] This is what sexy yoga looks like to Lisa Opie [Moe Jackson] Which Joe Jonas is the best Joe Jonas? [Socialite Life] Sherri Shepherd and Jenny McCarthy got fired from 'The View' [I'm Not Obsessed] Lizzy Cuddy went braless in a see-through dress [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Lea Michele: Still trying to be hot, still failing [Popoholic] Candice Swanepoel posted a new bikini pic [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan are reunitin...

Beyonce gets her ass out during concert, world rejoices

"On The Run Tour: Beyonce And Jay-Z" - Opening Night In Miami Gardens Beyoncé has a new look, and it's a body suit with the ass cheeks cut out. She debuted the "outfit" during her concert with husband Jay-Z for their On The Run tour in Miami this week. Also, just FYI, the show was 42 songs long. Dear God, that just sounds exhausting, even if you're fans of them both. No thanks. Here's the ass in action: I mean, I'm not particularly fond of this look, despite how hot Beyoncé clearly is, but I suppose to each his/her own. What do you think? Too much? Too little? Too meh? Follow us on Twi...

Shia LaBeouf got arrested at a Broadway show for disorderly conduct

shia labeouf arrest The last we heard from Shia Labeouf, he'd pulled himself out of his self-induced exile and re-joined Twitter, where he was sharing the "poetic" musings of a madman. Well, he's now taken his insanity one step further and gotten himself arrested at a Broadway performance of Cabaret for disorderly conduct. From Variety: On Thursday night, the 28 year-old actor was arrested at the Broadway musical “Cabaret” in New York for raucous behavior. He was later booked and charged with two counts of disorderly...

Courteney Cox and Snow Patrol’s Johnny McDaid are engaged!

courteney cox johnny mcdaid Courteney Cox was first rumoured to be dating Snow Patrol member Johnny McDaid last December, and it seems those rumours were founded, because they're already engaged! Courteney announced the news on her Twitter page last night, as you do: I’m engaged to him! pic.twitter.com/gsFtZkb3Bk— Courteney Cox (@CourteneyCox) June 27, 2014 Hilariously, these two were introduced by Ed Sheeran, of all people. He actually predicted they would end up getting married this year, since their rel...

Rob Kardashian is deep into the world of Sizzurp and weed

rob kardashian gym Rob Kardashian has pretty much been excommunicated from the family since missing sister Kim's wedding over that whole photo argument, and apparently he's spending his time between the gym and getting wasted on too much Sizzurp and weed, to the point where those around him think he needs rehab. From TMZ: Rob Kardashian's family wants Rob to get help for what they say is a very bad drug problem ... sources directly connected with the family tell TMZ. Our sources say the family is well aware o...

Adam Levine proves he’s a douchebag yet again

adam levine Look, Adam Levine knows we all think he's a dickhead, and he totally gets it. After all, he totally was for a long time... and still kind of is. In a new interview for GQ, he kinda proved the point by being arrogant and completely up his own ass, just as you'd probably expect. "I've worked hard," he says, "but I've also had a lot of wonderful things happen to me. I haven't been dealt a hard hand." This, Levine reckons, is probably his Original Douche Sin: "I'm not an easy guy to root for." When [Maroon 5's first ...

The Afternoon Links

britney spears Did Britney Spears break up with her boyfriend months ago? [Celebitchy] Tom Hardy carries off the vintage look well [Socialite Life] Ian Somerhalder testified in front of congress [ICYDK] Please appreciate Jennifer Aniston's lovely breasts [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] How is it possible that Jessica Biel looks hot exiting a car? [Popoholic] Selena Gomez is taking health center selfies [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Brad Pitt's got some serious 'Fury' [Lainey Gossip] Pia Toscano looks pretty sexy, even though she's nobody [Moe Jackson] Anne Hathaway is filming a new movie - excited? [Celebslam] ...

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott’s marriage is “moving in the right direction”

tori spelling Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott have a marriage made in hell, but they're still together, whether for the sake of their kids or their TV show, I'm not sure. While they've both had numerous affairs (allegedly on Tori's behalf - definitely on his), apparently their relationship is "moving in the right direction" again after counseling - or after the check from Lifetime cleared. From US Weekly: Fans of Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott got some good news on Wednesday, June 25. The Mystery Girls...

Kim Kardashian is a blonde again, sort of…

kim kardashian 5 Kim Kardashian has nothing better to do with her days than throw elaborate parties and change her hair colour, so it's no surprise that she decided to go blonde again, just for shits and giggles. She debuted her new look on Instagram last night and then showed it around town so she could be papped, as per usual. I think this looks awful, so it's actually pretty good news that it's just a wig. It does indeed look real, as she states, but I'd say she would be happy it's not. Doesn't suit her ...