Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Dina Lohan got told off in court over drunk driving

dina lohan mugshot DWI Remember when Lindsay Lohan's mommy dearest, Dina Lohan, was arrested last September for serious drunk driving and was acting all crazy with police officers? Well, that case went to court on Monday and a judge handed down her sentence, which was rather lenient, I think - 100 hours of community service and she had her license revoked for a year. Whoopdie doo. However, apparently the judge had some pretty stern words for her in court over the whole thing, as TMZ reports: Lohan pled guilty to DWI and speeding ... and was ordered to complete 100 hours of community service and ...

The Afternoon Links

johnny depp Okay, I'm a little scared of Johnny Depp now [Lainey Gossip] Let's never forget how beautiful Blake Lively can be [Celebslam] Zach Braff and Donald Faison are re-living their 'Scrubs' bromance [Socialite Life] Heidi Klum is naked behind that purse, guys! [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Blind item! Which rich socialite refused to pay her hairstylist? [I'm Not Obsessed] Hey look, it's Kate Upton's boobs again [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Well, the Pretty Little Liars 100 episodes party looked fun... [Moe Jackson] Lupita Nyong'...

Katy Perry will probably write some songs about John Mayer

katy perry john mayer Katy Perry and John Mayer's relationship ran its course earlier this year, and while Katy is currently touring Prism, the album of songs all about how sprung she was off John's ~energy~ and ~aura~, turns out her next one might be all about where things went wrong. Not all that surprising, considering that's what musicians do and all... From Cosmopolitan: "There's no bad blood. But I'm sure there will be inspired songs." Well, that's that, then? I mean, I'm sure John will write (or has already written) plenty of songs about Katy, so it's pretty natural, even ...

Yep, Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden are definitely doing it

cameron diaz benji madden Not much to see here, guys, just Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden being a totally sort of adorable couple while walking around the West Village in New York City this week. I'm into it - they actually look like they suit each other, right?! Apparently an onlooker said they very much "looked like a happy new couple". Well, I should hope so! I'm rooting for these two (in the way that you root for things you don't really pay any attention to but still think are great). Follow us on Twitter | ...

Kris Jenner cried herself to sleep when Kendall moved out

kendall jenner kylie jenner Kendall and Kylie Jenner are busy promoting "their" book, Rebels: City of Indra: The Story of Lex and Livia (the fuck is with that title?), so of course the topic of Kendall's recent purchase of a sprawling new mansion of an apartment came up. Turns out momager Kris wasn't too happy with her daughter leaving the next and apparently "cried herself to sleep" over it. Just like she did over Kim's sex tape leaking, eh? From Live! with Kelly and Michael (via US Weekly): Kendall...  said her mom "definitely came up to me and told me she cried herse...

Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart will soon be over

jennifer lopez casper smart Things aren't going well for Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart. While the pair have been dating for the past couple of years, in recent months reports have surfaced that Casper cheated on her with a transgender model and has been sexting and sending dick picks her way, etc. First of all, dudes, newsflash: virtually no women want your dick pics, like, ever. Second of all, you've got J.Lo and you're even looking anywhere else? SMH. In any case, while the couple are still barely together, thing...

The Morning Links

rihanna-lui-2 There are never enough photos of mostly-naked Rihanna, right? [Celebslam] Bradley Cooper looks awfully good in camoflauge, eh? [Socialite Life] Of course Mariah Carey wore a ballgown to the playground [Lainey Gossip] Sara Malakul got naked in a tub of Ramen noodles [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Kate Middleton is in serious trouble for attending a family wedding [I'm Not Obsessed] Alexa Chung went braless in a see-through dress, as you do [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Some other famous ladies wore things to the CFDA Awards, too [Moe Jackson] Shailene ...

Justin Bieber sang a song about killing a “n****r” and joining the KKK

Justin Bieber greets fans at Power 106 Part 4 It only took 24 hours after Justin Bieber's "apology" for telling an awful racist joke for yet more information to surface which casts him in... shall we say, a less than flattering light. This time around, he changed the lyrics to his shitty song 'One Less Lonely Girl' to become 'One Less Lonely N****r'. He talked about killing one and joining the Ku Klux Klan, as well... because, you know, he was just "immature" and no one told him it was wrong? From The Daily Mail (via The Sun): Today, The Sun claimed a fre...

Jonah Hill on homophobic slur: ‘Oops, shouldn’t have said that’

jonah hill So, you know how Jonah Hill took a paparazzo's joking comments about his shorts to the next level by calling the guy a faggot and losing his damn mind? Yeah, oopsies on that one. He apologized on the Howard Stern Show yesterday, and it was somewhat heartfelt... until he started playing the "I have gay friends" card. He actually told Howard that he was spending that very day with his gay friend who's getting gay married soon. Uh... fuck off. He also claims that the paparazzo had been following him ...

Brad Pitt has something to say about the guy who punched him

angelina jolie brad pitt Brad Pitt was attacked by a prankster at the Maleficent premiere in Hollywood last week, and while the dude who punched him in the face, Ukranian "journalist" Vitalii Sediuk is in some serious hot water over the incident, Brad still wants to have his say about how the whole thing went down. Here's what he told People: "I was at the end of the line signing autographs, when out the corner of my eye I saw someone stage-diving over the barrier at me. I took a step back; this guy had latched onto my lapels. I looked dow...

The Afternoon Links

chris evans Here's the trailer for Chris Evans' new movie [I'm Not Obsessed] Well hello there, Nicole Scherzinger's ass [Celebslam] Eiza Gonzalez took her sexy legs out on the town this weekend [Moe Jackson] How can you not love a little Ricky Martin? [Socialite Life] Dakota Johnson from '50 Shades of Grey' has begun strutting her stuff for the paps [I'm Not Obsessed] Here are some naked brides out of their wedding dresses [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Lupita Nyong'o remains gorgeous in every way [Celebi...

Jonah Hill called a photographer a “f****t”

jonah hill Keep it classy, Jonah Hill. I don't think anyone expects this idiot to be much more than... well, an idiot, but nevertheless, it's always a bit disheartening to see people using homophobic slurs as a form of insult. Apparently a paparazzo made some kind of comment about Jonah's outfit, causing him to shout out, "Suck my dick, faggot!" Well, isn't that sweet? From TMZ: Hill was out in the Larchmont area of L.A. over the weekend when a couple paparazzi started asking questions. Hill kept sile...