Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kelly Rowland is pregnant with her first child

kelly rowland tim witherspoon Man, these celebrities really don't waste any time, do they? Kelly Rowland announced her engagement last December, got married last month and is apparently already expecting her first child with new husband Tim Witherspoon. Damn, people move quick. Of course, the pregnancy isn't confirmed quite yet. Kelly only posted a photo on Instagram with two pair of Air Jordans - one in Tim's size (I'm guessing) and one in baby size. Her caption? "I'll be stuntin' like my daddy..." Well, that pretty much seals the deal, I suppose. That'...

Kris Jenner’s Instagram got hacked, claimed to hate Kanye West

kris jenner kanye west Someone apparently felt like Kris Jenner's Instagram account was worth hacking, as s/he did so yesterday and began posting messages that aren't even halfway believable as being from the industry's most neurotic momager. The first message claimed that she was only pretending to like her new son-in-law Kanye West so that Kim could continue to profit. The second was a diss on Khloe's new boyfriend French Montana (and a reference to his ex-girlfriend Trina) and the third was her claiming that her PR...

Dolly Parton defends Miley Cyrus: ‘People thought I was trashy, too’

miley cyrus dolly parton If you don't love Dolly Parton, you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself. She's amazing! She's a music legend and also hilarious as a personality, as well. So when Dolly says we all oughta be a little nicer to Miley Cyrus (who is her goddaughter, by the way), we should probably listen to her, right? I mean... right? From the Sunday Times Magazine (via People): "Yeah, well I do, 'cause back in the day, doing my own things my own way, and dressing sexy and showing my cleavage and...

James Franco wrote a short story about Lindsay Lohan and published it

lindsay lohan james franco I don't even have words for the fact that James Franco - the same one who denied having any sexual relationship/encounter with Lindsay Lohan and called her mental for suggesting such a thing - wrote a short story about Lindsay that he then published on Vice's website. WHY? It's written as "fiction" though in a first-person voice suggesting this could be totally true, and it's called "Bungalow 89". It's awful, and in case you want to take my advice and not read the entire thing, here are a few choice selections: There...

The Afternoon Links

Anna+Paquin+Stephen+Moyer+4 Anna Paquin is proud to be a married bisexual mother [Celebitchy] How is it that Eiza Gonzalez even looks sexy while out shopping? [Moe Jackson] Christiano Ronaldo kept his shirt on for once, I see [Socialite Life] True or false: Ethan Hawke > Orlando Bloom? [Lainey Gossip] Looks like Paloma Faith forgot her clothes [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Taye Diggs knows you wanted him to stay with Idina Menzel [I'm Not Obsessed] Why aren't we paying more attention to hot Jordana Brews...

Michael Jackson’s kids get $8 million a year in allowance

michael jackson kids Michael Jackson's kids - Paris, Prince and Blanket - were never going to be short on cash. They were born rich and they'll die rich... but just how rich? Well, just for reference, these underage children get upwards of $8 million per year as allowance. That's so, so much money... but what do they spend it on? From The New York Post (via Newser): Prince has spent more than $50,000 on custom-made jewelry for three of his girlfriends, plus $40,000 on a new Ford pick-up truck. He wants to save...

Oh great, Kate Hudson is on her moral high horse

kate hudson Kate Hudson has always been a bit corny, but generally pretty harmless since she never talks about anything worthwhile (sample topics: not being able to afford designer dresses and losing her "rock edge" after having kids). However, she's apparently decided to throw us a curveball by offering her thoughts on the very serious subject of two of her ex-boyfriends, Lance Armstrong and Alex Rodriguez, getting caught doping. From InStyle (via Radar Online): The How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days star tells InStyle that she was â€...

Jessica Simpson is very drunk and very hungry

jessica simpson Look, just because Jessica Simpson is (society's definition of) skinny again doesn't mean homegirl still doesn't want to eat - especially when she's had too much to drink. She was out this weekend in Los Angeles and apparently got a little drunky and funky, and unfortunately it was caught on camera. TMZ filmed Jessica taking a little stumble on her way to Jack-in-the-Box for some burgers and fries. I can't help but enjoy a little JSimps - she's harmless enough and just seems so dozy (and I mean that ...

The Morning Links

ashton kutcher mila kunis Ashton Kutcher "hasn't judged" Mila Kunis on her pregnant body [Celebitchy] Candice Swanepoel got ultra sexy for a new interview on 'Extra' [Moe Jackson] Jeremy Renner and James McAvoy played in SoccerAid 2014 and won [Socialite Life] Good to see that Rafael Nadal is back at the top of his game [Lainey Gossip] Here's a peek at Lily Allen's hot bod if that's your thing [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Kate Middleton is looking chic as always! [I'm Not Obsessed] Kylie Jenner has thought...

Halle Berry ordered to fork out $16,000 a month in child support

halle berry nahla Halle Berry is filthy rich, so paying $16,000 a month for child support is kinda like spending $1 on the daily paper for her. Good thing, because a California judge ruled that she'll need to do that until her daughter Nahla, who she had with ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry, turns 19 or graduates high school - whichever comes first. From People: A Los Angeles court on May 30 ordered the Oscar-winning actress to pay $16,000 per month to support their daughter Nahla, 6, until she turns 19 years ...

Tracy Morgan won’t need leg amputation after surgery

tracy morgan Tracy Morgan was critically injured in an accident on the NJ Turnpike this past weekend, and rumours were circulating that he may need to have his leg amputated due to the extent of his injuries. However, his rep has now confirmed that while he's undergone surgery and will face a long recovery time, he will keep both of his legs. From People: "Tracy remains in critical but stable condition. His fianceé Megan is by his side," according to a statement to PEOPLE. "As we shared yesterday, Tracy had...