Oh, Miley Cyrus. So young, so stupid, so incredibly try-hard. Miley is legally an adult and can act like an idiot all she wants – that’s her God-given right. However, she apparently wants to pull her 14-year-old sister Noah into the mix, and uses her younger sibling as the “pussy police” during her concerts to make sure her entire vagina isn’t exposed to the world as she twerks, grinds and does whatever the hell else is going on on stage.
Here’s how she explained it on Australia’s 2Day radio show:
“You just have to hope to God that this unitard covers everything that it has to cover,” Miley hilariously revealed. “[Noah’s] the p***y police. She makes sure that everything is staying intact. Especially on ‘Love, Money, Party.’ I’m up on this car, so my little sister stays down there and is like ‘pull to the right, something’s coming out!’ She stays there and makes sure I’m all good.”
“She does the dances with me the whole time,” Miley added. “Sometimes she’ll be doing them wrong and I’ll notice that I’m following her and I’m not doing the dance that I’m supposed to be doing. I’ll just be doing whatever she’s doing. So it’s fun, we just play with each other like the entire show.”
I mean… whatever. Definitely corrupt your young sister and turn her trashy before her time, as well, girl. Great idea. Here’s a video of her actually saying this bullshit and revealing that she doesn’t shave her legs because she has amazing tights:
SERIOUSLY?!?! This is coming from the girl who spreads her legs in photos CONSTANTLY. she WANTS her meat curtains hanging out for all the world to see, if she didn’t, she wouldn’t wear those ridiculous unitards AND keep pulling them up (aka Terry Richards photo shoot…is that his name? i don’t even CARE). Who is she trying to KID??? nigga please!