Has Jason Biggs always been such a dickhead?

I feel like I just tried to forget Jason Biggs was a thing that exists in the world for many years, and I succeeded until I started watching Orange is the New Black and then I couldn’t anymore. Then he started doing interviews because he actually booked another job after American Pie, and every time he opens his mouth to speak, it’s just a whole lot of bullshit that comes out.

Nevermind that he’s classless enough to talk shit about women’s bodies (as if he’s anything to look at – newsflash: no thanks) and exploit the Jewish community, but now he’s bragging about how his wife let him have a threesome with a prostitute but he didn’t really enjoy it because he wanted to see some lesbian action and it didn’t really happen. This talk all happened on The View, by the way.

“We are very open people, we are real people. My wife is amazing. This is not a habitual thing on our part. We don’t have a group of prostitutes who come in and out of our house on a regular basis.”

“I didn’t have a good time in the end,” he admitted. “It took three ladies over the course of three different days. Let’s just say I didn’t complete the mission. My wife found the whole thing to be quite hysterical even while it was happening. She was actually on the bed, watching, eating a bag of chips, laughing, so as you can imagine, I wasn’t really performing to the best of my abilities. Also, said prostitute wasn’t engaging with my wife the way I hoped she would and so it all kind of fell apart, and the rest is in the book.”

Apparently Candace Cameron-Bure asked his wife about this when she was on the show a few days prior because she wrote about the experience in her new book. Candace is a pretty strict Christian, so obviously she’s going to disagree with the decision and she said as much during the broadcast. Jason’s response? Classy as ever:

“Candace, I love her, but she was asking for more details,” he told the show’s hosts. “I think she just wanted us to demonstrate with her.”

Oh yes, definitely. Because she disagrees with what you do, it must just be because she wants you so badly. The fuck is with this asshole? How can ANYONE like him?