The Afternoon Links

Anna Paquin is proud to be a married bisexual mother [Celebitchy]

How is it that Eiza Gonzalez even looks sexy while out shopping? [Moe Jackson]

Christiano Ronaldo kept his shirt on for once, I see [Socialite Life]

True or false: Ethan Hawke > Orlando Bloom? [Lainey Gossip]

Looks like Paloma Faith forgot her clothes [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

Taye Diggs knows you wanted him to stay with Idina Menzel [I’m Not Obsessed]

Why aren’t we paying more attention to hot Jordana Brewster? [Celebslam]

Let’s flash back to when Lily Allen got topless [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Selena Gomez is in a bikini, if that’s your thing [Popoholic]

Cameron Diaz is a really strong feminist, you guys [Bohomoth]

Does Jennifer Garner really have fake teeth? [The Frisky]

Khloe Kardashian and French Montana packed on the PDA in Africa [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

Izabel Goulart modeled (read: got naked) for ‘Lui’ [The Blemish]

Lupita Nyong’o in a bikini is a good thing [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Someone told Keira Knightley that she was anorexic and a shit actress [Too Fab]

This is apparently Kim Kardashian with “no make up” [Fishwrapper]

Here are some of Cher‘s best moments on Twitter (and there are tons) [theBERRY]

Let’s watch Neil Patrick Harris sing and thrust in drag [PopBytes]

Lori Petty is back and has shit to say about Hollywood [ICYDK]

The weirdo who broke into Sandra Bullock‘s home was “obsessed” with her [Starpulse]

Kris Jenner is totally down with the hip kids, man [Celebuzz]

Mick Jagger is already moving on from L’Wren Scott [Celebitchy]

Wow, Cindy Crawford‘s kids look so much like her! [Moe Jackson]

How about a little shirtless James Marsden for your Tuesday? [Socialite Life]

Sandra Bullock celebrated a decade of hotness this week [Lainey Gossip]

Looks like Mila Kunis is hiding the baby bump – though not very well [Popoholic]

Jessica Alba is really working the normcore look [The Frisky]