Today is shaping up to be a pretty gay day here on Evil Beet – my apologies (except not) to everyone this might offend, but we have IMPORTANT NEWS to report. This time around, the rumour mill is concentrating on Evan Rachel Wood and Michelle Rodriguez. Evan just split with husband Jamie Bell because she cares about her baby too much, and last we heard from Michelle, she was doing it with Cara Delevingne… but are they now hooking up with EACH OTHER? That’s the word on the street, anyway… but alas, it’s untrue.
Looks like someone is already trying to start a rumor that I "hooked up" with Michelle Rodriguez at "an evening with women"–
— Evan Rachel Wood (@evanrachelwood) May 30, 2014
— I have never even said "hello" to Michelle Rodriguez. I think its convenient someone chose to make up the story now and not that night.
— Evan Rachel Wood (@evanrachelwood) May 30, 2014
This is "journalism" at its lowest.
Complete lies made up to exploit a public separation, as if that isnt hard enough. Disgusting.
— Evan Rachel Wood (@evanrachelwood) May 30, 2014
Also just because you are in a photo with someone doesnt mean you spoke or slept together. Really guys?
— Evan Rachel Wood (@evanrachelwood) May 30, 2014
Well, that settles that, I guess. I do think it’s ridiculous that just because two people are openly gay/bisexual/whatever, they’re automatically dating. Here’s a clue to idiots everywhere: just because you happen to like the same sex doesn’t mean you like EVERYONE of that sex. Just like straight people don’t automatically like everyone of the opposite sex. It’s pretty simple.
Anyhow, keep doing you, EVR.