Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are in Paris now!

kim kardashian kanye west ice cream In less than a week, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian will earn a cool $21 million by saying some supposedly sacred vows in front of family, friends and TV cameras as they become husband and wife. While we've heard reports that they'll be tying the knot in Florence, apparently the festivities are actually happening at Versailles (which... I thought they were turned away from) and it's all getting so close that paparazzi are probably starting to have wet dreams already over all the pics they'll get....

The Afternoon Links

kendra wilkinson yoga Kendra Wilkinson had another baby! Yay! [ICYDK] Looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt is a blonde now [Celebslam] Adriana Lima is really gorgeous, in case you forgot [Moe Jackson] Hugh Jackman really knows how to relax [Socialite Life] Matthew McConaughey in the 'Interstellar' trailer is good [Celebitchy] How does Cate Blanchett always look so beautiful? [Lainey Gossip] Emily Didonato got really sexy for Vogue [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Kylie Jenner needs to take it down several notches [I'm Not Obsessed] Her...

Best, Worst, And WTF of 2014 Billboard Awards Fashion!

billboard awards fashion The 2014 Billboard Awards happened last night and so now of course it's time to pick apart what everyone was wearing. I was relieved not to see too many crop tops on the red carpet. Go through all the looks and make your picks for who had the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the night! (Hint: lots of WORSTs and WTFs). Mine are, as always, at the bottom. Let's begin!   Aaaand we're off, with Amber Rose gunning for WTF of the night! Hooray! We already have a contender! ...

Zooey Deschanel shared a #nomakeupselfie

zooey deschanel I kinda don't get why the whole #nomakeupselfie thing ever took off, for anyone. Not everyone wears makeup, and it's not necessarily something to be applauded that you haven't piled your face with cosmetics before you do your duck lips for the camera. It's called being a normal human being... but whatever, I guess. Zooey Deschanel must've been feeling brave on Saturday morning, as she posted the above #nomakeupselfie and #nofilter pic on her Instagram page (and cross-posted to Twitter) to sh...

Is Cameron Diaz dating Benji Madden?

benji madden cameron diaz It's a miracle that anyone even wants to date Cameron Diaz at this point. She's gorgeous, sure, and has a great sense of humour... but she also doesn't wear deodorant, touts her hairy vagina as a present to be opened by whatever lucky gentleman gets down her pants, and believes we're all going to get cheated on one way or another, so... there's a lot going on there. However, there's truly someone out there for everyone, I believe, and apparently Benji Madden believes he's strong enough to be Cameron's man, as they're said to be dati...

Praise be! Justin Bieber is off the Sizzurp!

justin bieber sizzurp Justin Bieber has long been a fan of the Sizzurp - you know, that thick, codeine syrup drink that royally fucks people up and apparently makes you a ~true thug~ in little JB's eyes. He's been getting high on the shit for a long time, but no longer! He's giving it up for good, at least according to TMZ. The reason? It's interfering with his steroid-assisted workout sessions, apparently. We're told he's been clean for a month, largely because he's become obsessed with working out and it's just r...

Beyoncé, Jay-Z and Solange hit up ‘Saturday Night Live’ this weekend…

solange jay-z With everything that's been going on in Beyoncé, Jay-Z and Solange's world over this past week, it's no wonder they're absolutely everywhere (more than usual), and even though they already put out a statement asking everyone to move on from Elevatorgate 2014, we still want to know what REALLY happened. And now we do. The trio stopped by Saturday Night Live this weekend to reveal the truth behind the drama - and turns out, it was just a silly misunderstanding over an unwieldy spider. ...

The Morning Links

khloe kardsahian Kim & Khloe Kardashian do vagina checks [ICYDK] Newsflash: Monica Belucci is still gorgeous! [Celebslam] Kendall & Kylie Jenner tried to get sexy on the red carpet [Moe Jackson] Brandon Lipchik is your male model of the day [Socialite Life] We're all looking at Ariana Grande's underwear [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Isn't that nice - Benedict Cumberbatch just got a new role [Celebitchy] Charlize Theron and Sean Penn look okay together [Lainey Gossip] Candice Swanepoel got sexy on Instagram [Dru...

Here’s how Robin Thicke begged for Paula Patton’s forgiveness

robin thicke We already knew Robin Thicke was going to try and pull some shit at last night's Billboard Music Awards, since he announced earlier in the week that he had a song prepared just for estranged wife Paula Patton called 'I Should've Kissed You Longer' (though apparently it's called 'Get Her Back'?). You know, because if he was kissing his wife longer, he might not have spent so much time kissing and fucking various other women - you get the idea. Before he started, he told the audience that they had to help him get Paula back, w...

Michael Jackson rolled over in his grave during the Billboard Music Awards

michael jackson The worst thing about being a celebrity is that when you're alive, you can't get any peace from the public and paparazzi and when you die, well, they still won't give you any peace. Instead, they bring you back in hologram form like they did to Michael Jackson at the Billboard Music Awards last night (and Tupac at Coachella in 2012, lest we forget). Michael "performed" a song called 'Slave to the Rhythm', from the new album that's just coming out now... years after his death. Isn't it great that record labels can ma...

Avril Lavigne’s Ex, Deryck Whibley, Hit Rock Bottom

Deryck+Whibley Avril Lavigne's ex, Deryck Whibley, had to be hospitalized for drinking. He posted about it on his website and included photos, and titled the post "rock bottom." The good news is, he sees it as a wake-up call. Here's some of what he posted on his site, DeryckWhibley.Net: hey everyone, it’s deryck here. sorry i’ve been so m.i.a. lately, but i’ve been very sick in the hospital for a month and was pretty sick for a few weeks leading up to my trip to the hospital. the reason i got so sick is from al...

Pamela Anderson Opens Up About Her History Of Sexual Abuse

Pamela+Anderson Pamela Anderson is putting a brave foot forward by opening up about her history of sexual abuse. Her childhood sounds awful -- she was continuously abused starting at the age of 6. She credits her abuse with her love of animals and charity work. From The Daily Mail via MTV News: “I feel now might be the time to reveal a few of my most painful memories,” the actress told an audience at a backgammon competition beach party the Foundation, according to the Daily Mail. “At the risk of ove...