

Not sure what's happening with Harry Styles, but okay! [Socialite Life]
Lindsay Lohan must have forgotten her bra at the hotel [Celebslam]
Hey wait, it's Abbey Clancy in an eye-melting bikini! [Popoholic]
Arlissa Rupert looks great in a see-through dress [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Prince Harry looks really good in a suit, everyone [Lainey Gossip]
Kellie Pickler's been posting bikini pictures online now [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Snooki might be pregnant, but she's still trying ...
Gwyneth Paltrow is not the sharpest tool in the shed, nor does she have much of a connection to reality as the rest of us know it. It's hilarious, really - or rather, you have to laugh to keep from crying because it's so insane that a woman who sees herself as so enlightened can walk around living in such ignorance. Her latest foray into the land of "HUH?" is the fact that she compared people making mean comments about her on the internet to... being in a real live war where you can be killed an...
Celebrities can't take a shit without it becoming headline news, so it's no surprise that everyone (including us, yes) are reporting on the fact that Hilary Duff got a haircut. It's not even a drastic haircut - she only lost six inches or so - but hey, she looks vaguely different and put a selfie on Instagram, so here we are.
Frankly, the photo above seems sort of staged, in a weird way. I suppose he could just be putting layers into her hair or something, but the majority of it is already ...
You'd think Lana Del Rey could have made some serious bank performing at Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding last weekend, but you'd be wrong. In fact, Kimye offered to pay her exactly nothing and she was expected to be grateful for it. Oddly enough... she kinda was.
TMZ caught up with her to ask her how much it would cost them to have her sing at the cameraman's wedding, and her answer was pretty hilarious:
In case you can't watch that, Lana says that she'd do the camera guy's wedding for free, just like she did Kim and Kanye's....
Aw, who wouldn't love Cameron Diaz? [Lainey Gossip]
What has Ashley Greene been up to lately? [Celebslam]
Cher Lloyd is out promoting her new album in New York City [Moe Jackson]
Jared Leto has made the transition to skirts now [Socialite Life]
Martha Hunt is a very good model [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Katy Perry landed the first global 'Cosmo' cover [I'm Not Obsessed]
Emily Blunt looked hot as hell on the red carpet [Popoholic]
Charlie Sheen actually did kick Denise Richards out of her home [Celebitchy]
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Lady Gaga is currently on the ARTPOP tour and was due to perform in Seattle, Washington last night... but then Ursula, the cartoon villain from The Little Mermaid, came and stole her voice, meaning she had to cancel the show. In actuality, she apparently has bronchitis, but I guess she thought it was cute to bring Disney characters into it.
In any case, I suppose it's comforting that she's taking some time off to heal rather than going on stage and lip syncing just to get through it. She frown...
In this week's edition of "Girl, You Could Do So Much Better", rumours are flying that Uma Thurman - who recently ended her lengthy engagement to Arpad Busson - is already shacking up with weirdo director Quentin Tarantino. I know - I gagged, too.
The pair have been friends for years, of course, but apparently Quentin has "always loved [her]" and they recently decided to take their relationship "to the next level". Oh boy.
From US Weekly:
Us Weekly can confirm that the two have taken their relationship ...
Kendall Jenner is actually trying to "do" something by... doing what she does best and what everyone else in her family does for money: stand in front of a camera and have her photo taken. Of course, what Kendall's doing is more respectable (right?) because she's a Serious Model. She even made her Serious Model debut in the June/July issue of Vogue Paris!
I dunno, I guess she's alright. I don't know much about modeling (thank God) but she seems to fit in well enough, and at least she's doing that instead of... I don't kn...
In what must be the 2014 equivalent of Fabio getting smacked in the face with that bird while riding a roller coaster, poor Brad Pitt was jumped by some random dude at the LA premiere of Angelina Jolie's Maleficent. Someone wanted to destroy his beautiful face at all costs! HOW COULD THEY?!
Basically, some guy named Vitalii Sediuk jumped the fence while Brad was on the red carpet and ran over to him and started swinging. He made contact with Brad's face before police stepped in and arrested Sediuk and he's being charged with misdemeanor battery. T...
Did Justin Bieber get to have sex with Adriana Lima? [Celebslam]
Eliza Doolittle has been having a lot of bikini fun [Moe Jackson]
What is Robert Pattinson's life like now that Twilight is over? [Socialite Life]
What's under Bar Refaeli's skirt, you might ask? [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Guy Ritchie is apparently a baby-making machine [Lainey Gossip]
Rob Kardashian is seriously ready to drop pounds now [I'm Not Obsessed]
Oh great, it's Stacy Keibler's baby bump in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Minka Kelly is busting out the tank top cleavag...
Scout Willis has always seemed a little - shall we say - different, so it should be no surprise that she's gone on a topless crusade around New York City to protest Instagram's lack of nipple allowance (and I suppose discrimination against female toplessness in general). I mean, homegirl has gone whole hog with this. Her Twitter avatar is that topless Lui cover Rihanna did that made HER leave Instagram, she's retweeting anti-Instagram images and other topless pictures users are sending her (Scout's Instagram was disabled, as well...
What's with people having their hand out when someone they were involved with/went to school with/passed one day on the street gets rich? If you didn't make that money, it ain't yours - what's so difficult to understand about that? Apparently everything, as Anna Gunn's ex-husband Alastair Duncan thinks he deserves a piece of her Breaking Bad pie... despite the fact that they've been divorced since 2008.
From TMZ:
Gunn's husband -- Alastair Duncan -- filed for divorce in 2008 and the marr...