Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Courtney Stodden has a web series and it’s amazing!

courtney naturally I don't even know that this needs any introduction, but Courtney Stodden has a new web series called Courtney Naturally and it's incredible. It's her way of showing that she's not some "dumb blonde" and is actually really endearing and I have to say, while I'm not sure she's a world class scholar, the girl isn't an idiot and even if she was, I think she's really enjoyable. Here's what she told Fox News about the series: “I’m just being me,” she told us. “It’s an awesome opportunity to collaborate with World of Wonder [Productions] on ‘Courtney Naturally.’ Each ep [sic...

Pic: It’s here! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s wedding invitation is here!

kim kardashian kanye west I haven't even picked out my dress yet, and I'd better hurry because Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are tying the knot in just two weeks in Paris! The wedding invitations hit the Internet last night, but something's a bit weird, don't you think? I mean, first of all, where in the hell IS the wedding? "Details upon arrival"... but where the hell am I arriving? This was obviously made for the sole purpose of putting it online and totally isn't the real thing - I'm calling that now. Also, of ...

Chris Brown sentenced to another 4 months in jail… but will he serve it?

chris brown getty Chris Brown has been sitting in a jail cell for the past couple of months, and I love it. I was really hoping he was going to stay there once a judge heard his latest assault case - which, by the way, is yet another violation of his 2009 probation from when he beat the shit out of Rihanna - but alas, that's not the case, most likely. Chris saw a judge for the probation violation this week, and while he was sentenced to a further four months behind bars, loopholes mean he might be out by the e...

Lady Gaga goes hiking in high heels, because of course

lady gaga taylor kinney Lady Gaga is ridiculous to the point of being a bit farcical at this point - especially since she takes herself so seriously with it all. If she at least knew she was ridiculous and was doing it purposely for fun rather than because she's an ~artist~ who is so above the rest of the world, she'd be slightly more enjoyable. At this point, however, I just can't with her. That's why it's not at all surprising - and totally eyeroll-inducing - to know that Gaga goes for hikes with boyfriend Taylo...

Damn, Angelina Jolie!

angelina jolie Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how gorgeous Angelina Jolie is? I mean, generally she doesn't do much for me and I tend to think she's overrated, but her new Elle cover is just beautiful, right? It's a great interview, as well, with Angelina opening up about her younger years and how she never thought she'd get a "happy ending", fall in love or have kids. She seems really lovely (not just physically). [gallery ids="149024,149025,149026"] Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

Paula Patton has a “deep love” for Robin Thicke

paula patton 2 Despite seemingly fixing her malfunctioning brain long enough to ditch longtime partner/serial cheater Robin Thicke, it seems that Paula Patton is still in love with Mr. Finger-Up-the-Ass and yes, just as reports have suggested, she would consider a reconciliation. From Vanity Fair (via US Weekly): "We've known each other since we were teenagers," Patton told the mag, for which she posed topless in a fur coat. "All I can tell you is there's a deep love there—always was, and always will be." She added: "He was...

The Afternoon Links

Blake+Lively We're not giving Blake Lively enough credit, guys [Celebslam] Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie rock the all black look for the 'Maleficent' premiere [Socialite Life] Are Jake Gyllenhaal and Alyssa Miller still making it work? [Lainey Gossip] Oh, ew - is Khloe Kardashian's boyfriend after Kris Jenner? [Celeb Dirty Laundry] I wish Lady Gaga would keep her clothes on for once [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Poor Lindsay Lohan and her sad boobs [The Superficial] Toni Garrn doing fitness shit is really hot [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Miley Cyrus masturbates on stage now, it ...

Ireland Baldwin is trying lesbianism for attention now

ireland baldwin angel haze Sigh. It's so hard to live in a world where it's "cool" to pretend to be gay but a disgusting abomination to God and the country to ACTUALLY be gay, right? Ireland Baldwin has already tried her share of semi-naked selfies to garner attention, and now we've kinda moved on to Plan B since that didn't work: kissing girls for press. Don't you just love it? Ireland posted a photo of herself kissing Angel Haze, a rapper who is actually openly pansexual, on Instagram earlier this week wishing every...

Hugh Jackman had another cancer scare!

hugh jackman Oh man, poor Hugh Jackman! Last November, our main man Wolverine found a patch of skin cancer on his nose and had it removed. While it seemed like all of it had been caught and everything was great, he recently found MORE cancerous cells and had to have those removed, as well. How awful! Hugh posted the above photo to his Instagram page this week along with the following message: “Another Basel Cell Carsinoma. All out now. Thanks Dr. Albom and Dr. Arian. PLEASE! PLEASE! WEAR SUNSCREEN!...

Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

angelina+jolie It's that very special time again, time for Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! We covered the Met Gala in this post, so check that out if you're seeking high (and bizarre) fashion. Now let's get to which celebs had the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week! Go through and make your choices. Mine are, as always, at the bottom.   Lohan, this is so awful. It's like she took J.Lo's legendary gown, cut it, shrank it, and borrowed Courtney Stodden's shoes. I bet you seco...

Justin Bieber on God: “Imagine someone killing your son!”

justin bieber Justin Bieber is an absolute idiot, and I think it's pretty safe to say that his lifestyle is far from the Christian ideal, despite his insistence in a foundation of Godliness or whatever. Well, he wants to make a stand for his faith, now, and is taking part in some rapper guy called Brandon Burke's #iPledge campaign in an attempt to get one million pledges for God. Erm, pledges to do what, exactly? I don't think I want to know. Taking part in the campaign means Justin was filmed as he disc...

The Morning Links

chris evans Chris Evans is BFF with Sandra Bullock and Chelsea Handler [Socialite Life] Why does Ben Affleck have such a weird car? [Lainey Gossip] Will Gwyneth Paltrow be dating Jared Leto next? [Celeb Dirty Laundry] Just what you always wanted to see: Lindsay Lohan's underwear [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Sara Balint might be the topless model you were looking for [Celebslam] Miley Cyrus flashed her nipples on Instagram [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Sorry, but Reese Witherspoon can't pronou...