Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Solange beat the shit out of Jay-Z while Beyoncé watched

jay-z solange I don't know what the hell was going on at the Met Gala, but shit got crazy in an elevator between Jay-Z and Solange. While Beyoncé stood by seemingly doing and saying nothing, her little sister lost her damn mind and went crazy on Jay, physically attacking him by punching and kicking - and doing some screaming, as well. While a muscle man was around to pull him away, I wonder what the hell happened? Why did Solange just lose her mind after seemingly entering the elevator pretty calmly? W...

Justin Bieber should be a felon… according to the LA County Sheriff

justin biebe Justin Bieber's a little piece of shit, and he should be in jail, at least for a couple months so he can be scared straight so he can stop thinking/pretending he's some thug from the streets. You grew up white and middle class in Canada, dude - get a life. Anyhow, if the LA County Sheriff's Office had their druthers, Justin would be given felony charges over that whole egging of his neighbour's house. Hopefully the DA will go in that direction rather than with a misdemeanor! From TMZ: ...

The Morning Links

george clooney amal alamuddin George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin had an engagement party! [Lainey Gossip] Thank God, NBC cancelled 'Community' finally! [ICYDK] Good to see Jennifer Lawrence is as graceful as ever [Celebslam] Aw, don't you just love Adam Lambert? [Socialite Life] Hi Lindsay Lohan - we can see up your skirt [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Is Demi Moore a good mother? You decide! [I'm Not Obsessed] So Miley Cyrus is encouraging date rape now? [Celeb Dirty Laundry] Elin Nordegren was her college class valedictorian! [Celebitch...

Lea Michele’s still exploiting Cory Monteith’s death

lea michele cory monteith Yesterday would have been Cory Monteith's 32nd birthday - a sad occasion for those who loved the Glee actor and are still struggling with his death. One person who's using her grief as a giant career catalyst is Lea Michele, who seems to be banking on public sympathy for her tragic loss of love to sell more of her shitty albums. Her latest move was to post a touching tribute to Cory (with the above photo) on her Twitter page yesterday. That should get a few more copies of Louder off the shelves, eh? The biggest heart and most be...

Aaron Paul and his wife are way too cute

aaron paul wife Aaron Paul got married to his longtime girlfriend, Lauren Parsekian, this time last year. And while a year is just about all it takes for the death knell to begin ringing for many celebrity couples, they seem to be quite happy together still and are loving being husband & wife. From People: "Marriage is the greatest thing that has ever happened. Look how cute she is," he told PEOPLE at Saturday's celebration held at Jane Seymour's Malibu home. "[The first year has] flown by – blink o...

Charlize Theron really, really can’t sing

charlize theron Well, I guess you can't have everything in life. Charlize Theron is beautiful and a great actress, but singing is most definitely not her strong suit. Remember when she hosted Saturday Night Live back in the day and did that skit with Anna Gasteyer and Maya Rudolph about being in a girl group and she totally bombed with the singing? Well, everyone else remembered and decided to reminisce about it. Oh man, I miss the old days of Saturday Night Live! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

Lindsay Lohan swears she had a miscarriage

lindsay lohan Remember how Lindsay Lohan dropped that "bombshell" during the finale of her reality series, claiming that she was a no-show for two weeks of production because she had a miscarriage? And how no one believed her, not even her friends? Well, Lindsay isn't taking your doubt lying down - she swears it all really happened and she did indeed lose a pregnancy. In fact, she even swore under oath that it happened while testifying for a lawsuit over her clothing line 6126. From TMZ: Lindsay Lohan has sworn under penalty of perjury she suffered a miscarriage ......

Brandi Glanville says Eddie Cibrian still loves her

brandi glanville Why on earth anyone would ever want a piece of Eddie Cibrian is beyond me, but I suppose old habits die hard. We all know Brandi Glanville lost her damn mind after Eddie cheated on her/left her for LeAnn Rimes. She charged her vaginal rejuvination to his credit card, hit the plastic surgeon again, "wrote" a book and started spouting serious fuckery left and right on social media and to anyone else who would listen to her. It's been... a journey (and LeAnn is no better, clearly). Anyway, Brandi's latest r...

Miley Cyrus rode an inflatable penis and it was gross

miley cyrus penis I'm not really sure why Miley Cyrus is quite so desperate to prove to us that she's not really Hannah Montana but a seasoned dick rider and "bad girl", but it's getting so old. I mean, it's been old for a while, but we're entering Lady Gaga territory here. During her Bangerz tour stop in London on Friday night, Miley thought it would be all in good fun to simulate giving head on a giant inflatable penis before riding it and grinding on it, as I suppose one would do - not my thing, but to each her own. Nevermind tha...

Kim Kardashian had a “surprise” bridal shower in Beverly Hills

kim kardashian Kim Kardashian's elaborate wedding to Kanye West is coming up in less than two weeks, and what's a girl to do when she's about to shoot a televised ceremony for the E! network? Have a "surprise" bridal shower, of course! From E! Online: The E! star celebrated her upcoming nuptials at a surprise bridal shower thrown in her honor Saturday at The Peninsula hotel in Beverly Hills. Mom Kris Jenner and sisters Khloé and Kourtney Kardashian organized the intimate gathering, which started at 10 a.m. and was attended by just a small group of family members and friends o...

Nicki Minaj strips down to sell wine

nicki minaj 4 Nicki Minaj seems to have gotten out of her crazy Barbie phase and is now into a more understated look, which really suits her - she's a gorgeous girl. One thing that hasn't left her, however, is her urge to strip down wherever, whenever... like in a new series of ads for Moscato. In particular her own brand, Myx Fusions Moscato. She looks fantastic! [gallery columns="5" ids="149054,149055,149056,149057,149058"] Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

Russell Brand was “too musky” for Courtney Love

courtney love russell brand When you don't even meet Courtney Love's standards, you know you're in trouble, man. Such was the case for Russell Brand, who apparently tried to get with the rocker years back, only to be turned down because he was "too musky" for her liking. LOL, what? From US Weekly: "My favorite Russell Brand line was when we first were friends and he tried to hit on me and nothing ever happened," the 49-year-old recalled on the British talk show. The former Hole frontwoman continued: "He goes, 'I've had a lo...